It’s good to have a hobby, but I think these kids should find a new one, because this is pretty fruity.

Want a dog and have more money than you know what to do with? Then have I got a deal for you! FexPetz is offering to rent you a pet for an exorbitant price. I wonder if they got the idea from this video.

When this cat’s hind quarters get tickled, he enters a realm of such ecstasy that he is no longer quite sure where he is, or even where the awesome feeling is coming from.

Cows, tired of being mutilated, are fighting back against their alien overlords. The fate of the planet is in their hooves.

If this ridiculously catchy song is any indication, Halo 3 will destroy your marriage and eat your children. Not a bad deal for $60.

Ernest Hemingway’s last work of cinematic fiction centers upon an ageing consumer who struggles with a gigantic escalator in the Mall of America.

In the ageless battle between Cats and Dogs, the Cat Army has been dealt another serious blow by the awesome might of the Dog Empire. In this video, selfless Dog martyers have proven that even humiliated dogs in Halloween costumes are funnier than humiliated cats in Halloween costumes.

I don’t pretend to be an expert on Japanese culture, but as I understand it, before a man can ask a woman’s hand in marriage he must become a ninth level Ninja Warrior. These trials of strength are broadcast on television and the losers are thrown into a tank of whales.

Hurray, it’s finally here. You might have thought I was joking about what I said yesterday, but it’s actually true. I am a zombie, and I am coming by at 3pm to eat your brains. That’s 3pm PST, and make sure you’re home because I’m getting my chest waxed at 4 o’clock and those ladies get super grumpy when I’m late.

Halloween is a great time of year to scare the crap out of your friends… because you actually hate them and they’re not really your friends.

Apparently this video was created for Alfa Romeo, but I don’t understand it. Maybe their cars are slow.

Rocky’s back, and no I’m not talking about the newest Rocky movie starring a 100 year old Sylvester Stallone. This Rocky fights for America’s heart by being a public nuisance.

Breathing exercises are important for keeping your lungs in tip-top shape (not true), and this is the best breathing exercise I’ve ever seen. Nothing that makes a person look like this could be useless, right?

I’m seriously considering using this prank to scare and subsequently rob old people. I know it’s wrong, but I’m tired of sleeping in the bathroom at Denny’s.

With the way this guy behaves, is it any wonder that nobody likes him and his little hat?

This is currently my favorite video, because it asks the tough questions. Where is Danny going, why won’t he stop running, and how much does a skateboard to the nuts really hurt?

Someone created a working Humvee Transformer with a Bioloid Humanoid Robotics Kit and it’s surprisingly cool. It’s quite the little dancer too!

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran to a tropical island

This Garfield-esque cat hates exercise about as much as I do. I keep at it however, to keep the ladies happy.

Shortly after this footage was taken, the MacGuffin family was pecked to death in their car by the same swarm of starlings.