In the same vein as the Big Lebowski television edit, we have Snakes on a Plane as made safe for TV audiences. Why do they even bother showing these movies?

British comedy duo Mitchell & Webb ask the question at least some SS soldiers must have been wondering.

I’m not sure what Acorn Cat and Pyjama Pig are saying, but it sounds pretty important.

This reminds me of a waterpark I went to as a kid, only this looks less scary.

This is one cat that’s not afraid of the spinning teacup ride.

I eat Jell-O in slow motion every chance I get. Nom… nom… nom.

Toby Jones is back with Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. As long as it’s fryable or edible, he’ll make it deliciousitible. And then if you pay him enough, Toby or one of his foot specialists will massage your feet in sensual sauces.

The Japanese alien schoolboy, Inochi, goes through the trials and tribulations of early adolescence.

French ‘Tom Green’, Rémi Gaillard and friends play Pac-Man in a supermarket, with predictably disastrous results.

The hospital nearest to Bob Burnquist noticed a sudden upsurge in the number of trauma patients.

Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

There are two things wrong with Karl. Try and guess what they are. (Hint: It’s not his hat.)

I had no idea that the King was such a SpongeBob pervert.

Can Charlie save the future, all the while declining the advances of a particularly possessive starfish?

Keith Apicary believes that Neo Geo is the greatest video game system of our time. I can’t argue with that Keith.

No, he doesn’t have a Tanooki suit, but he will cook you up some delicious raccoon meat. Mmm mmm good.

It’s like every sleepover I can remember. (NSFW due to swears.)

I’m a commie pinko bastard.

James Marshall has been freed after spending 12 years in prison for the fatal bear attack of Janet Kelly.

Let this be a lesson to you world. You don’t mess with Canadians or their geese.