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In space no one can hear your water balloon scream.
In space no one can hear your water balloon scream.

NASA has been hard at work since the moon landing sending astronauts to Mars and building a lunar colony. Oh wait, that’s what NASA’s doing in an efficient dimension. In this dimension they send people to space to pop water balloons in zero gravity. Okay, that’s still pretty sweet.

Geronimo!
Geronimo!

I’ve never understood the compulsion to voluntarily hurl oneself off of tall things, like the 61-story Macau Tower in China. Maybe these people feel like they have too many clean pants.

The Japanese have no respect for maid service.
The Japanese have no respect for maid service.

I can only assume that in Japan when you need your apartment cleaned, the maid service sends over a man dressed as a traditional Japanese cleaning insect. He then banishes your dirt to the land of wind and ghosts, and if he does an inferior job, your wife-servant is allowed to soak his face in lye.

Pork?
Pork?

Pork.

Swearing British Parrot
Swearing British Parrot

Someone should tell this guy that parrots typically live to be over 100 years old. I wonder how he’s going to feel when he’s in his nineties and his pet bird is still calling him a ******* ****.

Farts Guy Has No Friends
Farts Guy Has No Friends

Or at least we can assume that, since he’s apparently taken the time to learn how to play Queen’s hit song Bohemian Rhapsody entirely with fart noises produced by his hands. If it’s god-given natural talent, well then, I apologize to you farts guy.

I don’t think France is a country.
I don’t think France is a country.

Kellie Pickler, from American Idol, appeared on the game show Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, and well, she wasn’t. Honestly, I’m not sure if she’s smarter than a lamp shade.

DJ God
DJ God

So as it turns out, god is a DJ. Or DJs are necromancers. Or this one is made of magic. I’m not really sure to be honest, but this short film has apparently won a lot of awards.

Bollywood Meets the Matrix
Bollywood Meets the Matrix

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I wonder what they say about pasting an Indian actor’s face over top of Keanu Reeves’ then.

Bad Spanish Love Song
Bad Spanish Love Song

It can be hard to win the heart of that beautiful young Mexican woman during your day trip to Tijuana, when you’ve only had one semester of Spanish class.

Hip Hop Hitler
Hip Hop Hitler

I’ve always thought that Hitler got a bad rap. Nobody ever talks about his excellent musical stylings.

See, I said ‘rap’. Get it? I made a funny.

Fat guy on a little bike.
Fat guy on a little bike.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and most Americans, after a day of nothing but eating and watching football, will now be the shape of this boy. They too will probably require motorized transport in order to get around. I just hope they’re better at it than this guy.

Rhombus!
Rhombus!

Jake the dog and Pen the human attempt to rescue Princess Bubblegum from the evil Ice King with the help of Princess Bubblegum’s rainacorn.

Kevin Federline: Video Game Master
Kevin Federline: Video Game Master

You might have wondered how a douche bag the likes of Kevin Federline is created. Well, let’s just say that your parents actually did you a big favor when they shut off your Nintendo and forcibly removed you to the outside world.

The Rain Makes the Flowers Grow
The Rain Makes the Flowers Grow

This is the touching story of a morose young man who eventually comes to appreciate just how much the rain enriches his life.

Well, you know my name is Simon
Well, you know my name is Simon

In Crayon Physics Deluxe, the things you draw come true. It’s a lot like this academic program, except it’s actually a game and you should hopefully be able to buy it without requiring several rounds of academic funding.

…aaaaaaand Action!
…aaaaaaand Action!

Little Jessica takes performing very seriously, and practices regularly in front of the camera.

So does Mr. Barkles.

Two Tousand Tree
Two Tousand Tree

This rap ballad comes from Hungary, and it brings with it a message of peace and love. It also features the whitest backup singer on the planet. He’s like an anthropomorphic stack of copy paper.

Why are you filming this?
Why are you filming this?

Today brings a video blast from my past - one of my favorite Tom Green sketches. The set-up is simple enough. Tom has dressed up like an injured person and is walking around on crutches. What ever could happen next?

Rip-Away 1000
Rip-Away 1000

Want to make some money and scar your kids at the same time? Then just have your children pretend to invent a pair of wedgie-proof underpants, and then make them give each other wedgies on live television. Your underwear sales will go through the roof, and your kids will get kicked in the face at school.