A short video of a van smashing into a police car at a very high speed. Pretty intense. I hear the cop had to change his shorts. Get it? Because he crapped in them. Because he was scared. And if you crapped in your shorts you’d need to change them.

Here is a funny little commercial from our French friends the French. Someone needs to stuff that kid’s mouth full of freedom fries and send him off to war. Then we’ll see if he still wants to kick a fit over a bag of bon-bons.

Bad-ass shirt-folding techniques from the ninjas in asia. The shit works, I just tried it. Possibly brought to you from the same people who provided the helpful video on How To Not Look Asian.

Two videos of a dude jumping his Toyota Corolla. The second one with the arm wave is sure to be a classic. And you might want to browse the rest of the guy’s site. He’s also quite handy with carpentry, leather, and stained glass!

This is pretty nuts. I can’t stop watching it. It’s like something from a cartoon!

This must be some sort of new bunting technique or something. It looks like it worked out well for him.

Michelle Kosinski of NBC’s Today gets caught trying to make the northeast flooding look worse than it actually is. All she wanted was just a little hurricane and maybe a breached levee. Was that too much to ask? Mother Nature, you can be so cruel!

A big ad. There’s not much more I can say. Just watch it. (By the way, this is also a very LOUD ad, you may want to lower your volume before it starts).

Pictures and video of the remains of a 13-foot Burmese python that burst after trying to eat a live, 6-foot alligator. Oh, and this happened in the Florida Everglades. Yes, turns out there are pythons in Florida.

Oh I get it now. So THATS who voted for Bush…

If I had any friends you can be sure that I would invite them over for a light switch rave! Afterwards I would probably be back to having no friends. Ah the circle of life.

Here is a movie of the unveiling of ASIMO from last year to go with the previous ASIMO entry. It looks like a robot from a 1960’s sci-fi movie, but knowing that thing is real just scares me.

What is that nutty dog trying to do? He’s going to hurt someone! Either that or burn down the farm! Sheeeeeeesh!

A couple of guys built their own tracking sentry gun that fires bb’s, so I figured it might be a good project for some of you. And if you’re psychotic, you can do it with a real gun! But rembember that would be very illegal and you’d probably kill your wife, who let’s face it, is the only person who’s ever loved you. You inhuman monster.

“The controller for Nintendo’s upcoming Revolution home console system is a cordless remote-control-like device designed to be used with only one hand. Two small sensors placed near the TV and a chip inside the controller track its position and orientation, allowing the player to manipulate the action on screen by physically moving the controller itself.” continue reading… »

I like this video because if I got to be a killer whale for a day this is EXACTLY what I would do. That, and eat tons of fish and maybe some yummy plankton.

If you’ve ever fake tied your shoes because you were worried that the woman in front of you thought you were following her, then this short film’s for you! (I know I’ve done it more than once.)

It’s a good thing he plugged his nose. I hate getting concrete up my nose. It burns! (animated gif)

This thing can be used to “install” three dimensional sausages into real space, sort of. I have no idea what I would do with it but I want one so badly just the same.

If I could perform this magic trick I would use it for one purpose only: scaring small children. That girl DOES deserve a gold medal.