Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test
I snorted all the yay

Fantastic? Fantastic!

Just what the title says folks. Pretty sweet. And while your Simpsons juices are flowing, why not revist the endlessly fun Simpsomaker?

This cute little video totally reminds me of when I woke up in the alley yesterday and was trying to smoke the last of my crack and this other smelly junkie-guy kept trying to get in my face and sniff my crack smoke and I was like pushing him away because I didn’t want to share. So funny. So cute!

He’s got the heart of a champion!

This commercial is all about misunderstanding. Like the time I got drunk at that party and pooped in the kitchen sink, then made out with the toilet brush and fell asleep in the dog basket. Misunderstanding, that’s all. Simple misunderstanding.

Now hold up a minute here… Am I the only person who watches Battlestar Galactica? Does anyone remember a little movie called ‘The Terminator’? Human robots = bad idea. Honestly I don’t know why we’re so worried about the terrorists. We need to invade Japan.

I mean, who wouldn’t think of building an intelligent MIDI sequencer with hamster control for a school project?

The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.

Savages!

The Tourettes Guy’s psychiatrist puts a giant 4ft. tall statue of a blue M&M next to his bed to see how a person with Tourette’s Syndrome would react if they woke up and saw a giant blue M&M in-front of their bed.

Call me crazy, but I think this kid is drunk!

the technique seems complex; magical even, but once mastered, imagine how useful the knowledge could be.

At least he barks quietly. And not at his own foot.

There is a new Will Ferrell movie coming out called Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. It is all about the awsomest sport known as NASSCAR, and it looks funnier than a texas rattler in poopy-pants! Praise Jesus!

‘Monkey Drummer’ is an awsome little music video created by director Chris Cunningham. The music is by Aphex Twin, whom Chris has also done a few other very cool videos for. Drummers have been know to start humping their computer monitors when they watch this, so careful who you send it to. Or send it to every drummer you know. Whatever floats your boat.

Who will win this spectacular battle of wills? Watch and find out.

Whose head will explode from watching this video one billion times in a row? Me. Already happened.

Holy smokes! Flying dogs are WAY cooler than regular dogs.

Oh it pains me to put up another superbowl budlight commercial. It really does. But I promise this will be the last one. And I also promise this one will have some good bum related humor in it. And I’m not talking about low-grade homeless person-type bum humor, I’m talking 99.9% pure cut ass-end-of-a-person-type bum humor. The good stuff.