It is a remarkable statement of a man’s quest for a rabbit…and, like any bald man, a reasonably priced haircut. It is a deceptively simple story centering on perhaps the most beautiful bunny-dummy interaction in all of cartoon history.

Do you like today’s eastery rabbit theme? No??? Well maybe I don’t like your grumpy-no-like-anything theme. And you know what else I don’t like? You. Believe it!

Faith the doggie was born with only her two back legs. A family adopted her and taught her how to walk upright like a human. When Li’l Faith grows up shes gonna be a quaterback and throw for 2 thousand yards! Like i said, the heart of a champion!

Since nobody seemed to appreciate the utter hilarity of the Swedish Chef ringtone from last week, I decided that you all must not have any idea who he is. For that reason I am forcing you to sit through a classic sketch from The Muppet Show of him making chocolate mousse.

You’ve seen Snake around an Alligator, now see the trailer for Snakes on a Plane, the newest Samuel L. Jackson movie!

David Letterman: Patriot or explosive-vest toting terrorist? You decide.

Our state-challenged brothers to the north (that would be Canada) have produced a fine little bit of video comedy about everyone’s favorite bodily function, flatulence. And if there’s one thing Canadians do well, it is flatulate. Enjoy.

I have but one message to The Terrorist of Sunset Circle, an obviously Al Qaeda trained feline. We will find you. We will smoke you out of your hole, we’ll get you running, and we’ll bring you to justice. Cat justice.

The Swedish Chef ringtone from Saturday Night Live (SNL). Too god damn funny!

I think we may have offended some people with the posts making fun of Chinese people. There have been some complaints, so I formally apologize to anyone who was upset. From now on we’ll try to keep things a little more “PC” as they say.

Today’s video makes fun of Jesus and the Bible.

Is there anything cooler than a dog riding a skateboard? Those videos of Paris Hilton were pretty close, but yeah, this beats those hands down! You can check out the dog’s site too!

Loose Change is an 80 minute documentary exploring some well known conspiracy theories regarding the events of September 11th 2001. At the very least it is quite well done and showcases the ability of the internet to serve as a free distribution mechanism.

This news report is one giant pot of comedy gold from beginning to end. And it has also introduced me to my new most favorite expression:

“Could be a crackhead!”

Another ‘kids icon meets west coast gangsta rap’ video. Really, you can never get enough of these.

“Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money” – Elmo

Name: The Dude
Sex: Male (neutered)
Hometown: Boston
Seeking: A hot bitch for long walks and excessive humping.

It’s commercial-day fun time. My favorite day of the week!

This charming music video about courtship is most definitely NSFW (not safe for work), unless of course you have headphones and your coworkers enjoy nipple tassels.

Most of us know that Japanese people are crazy (proof, more proof), but did you know that their hamsters are also crazy? A little known fact.

If you don’t get this then you probably have never seen The Wizard of Oz. And you probably have headlice.

If you have been in a coma for the past few years, you may have missed the Badger Song when it first appeared on the internet. If that is the case, I have come to your rescue like the great hero I am!
Badge badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!