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Some may look at this video of a cat lying on its back and think it is the cutest most charming thing they have ever seen. Personally I see it as a venus flytrap waiting to spring. SNAP! And you have a flurry of sharp claws to the face. And why? Out of anger? For food? No, just for fun.

An old viral advertisement for American Express credit cards featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Superman. Oh yes, Wyoming!

(When the page loads, click on ‘The Uniform’. You can also watch ‘Hindsight’, which is too short.)

Yip yip yip yip yip! Remember those aliens from sesame street? They were funnier than you remember. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

If the upcoming Transformers movie looks as cool as this, then we’re all set! I sure hope the people who made this are working on the movie… or building real life transformer sex robots.

This video makes me realize that if I had to choose a way to die I would want it to be because I was attacked by ten 3-month-old golden retriever puppies. Naturally the cause of death would not be from bites or scratches, but from a stroke caused by my cuteness receptors overloading and exploding.

“Devvo is Darren Devonshire, a chav from the Doncaster/Hull area. Devvo lets me follow him around and film his life in exchange for cigarettes, alcohol and small change.” In this episode, Devvo has a foolproof money making plan. Definitely NSFW (not safe for work)!

So how was your drive into work this morning? I’m going to guess that it was just about nothing like driving to work in India. This video is mesmerizing… Is it special effects? Telepathy? Why are they bothering to honk? Well whatever, excuse me while I bend down and kiss this sweet, sweet American soil.

Continuing the tribute to The Muppet Show, which was apparently the most entertaining variety show ever, I present to you those pink guys that sing that catchy song. Do do do do

Star Wars nerds rejoice! This is a very impressive lightsaber battle created by two effects artists, Ryan Wieber and Michael “Dorkman” Scott.

It is a remarkable statement of a man’s quest for a rabbit…and, like any bald man, a reasonably priced haircut. It is a deceptively simple story centering on perhaps the most beautiful bunny-dummy interaction in all of cartoon history.

Do you like today’s eastery rabbit theme? No??? Well maybe I don’t like your grumpy-no-like-anything theme. And you know what else I don’t like? You. Believe it!

Faith the doggie was born with only her two back legs. A family adopted her and taught her how to walk upright like a human. When Li’l Faith grows up shes gonna be a quaterback and throw for 2 thousand yards! Like i said, the heart of a champion!

Since nobody seemed to appreciate the utter hilarity of the Swedish Chef ringtone from last week, I decided that you all must not have any idea who he is. For that reason I am forcing you to sit through a classic sketch from The Muppet Show of him making chocolate mousse.

You’ve seen Snake around an Alligator, now see the trailer for Snakes on a Plane, the newest Samuel L. Jackson movie!

David Letterman: Patriot or explosive-vest toting terrorist? You decide.

Our state-challenged brothers to the north (that would be Canada) have produced a fine little bit of video comedy about everyone’s favorite bodily function, flatulence. And if there’s one thing Canadians do well, it is flatulate. Enjoy.

I have but one message to The Terrorist of Sunset Circle, an obviously Al Qaeda trained feline. We will find you. We will smoke you out of your hole, we’ll get you running, and we’ll bring you to justice. Cat justice.

The Swedish Chef ringtone from Saturday Night Live (SNL). Too god damn funny!

I think we may have offended some people with the posts making fun of Chinese people. There have been some complaints, so I formally apologize to anyone who was upset. From now on we’ll try to keep things a little more “PC” as they say.

Today’s video makes fun of Jesus and the Bible.