I used to think that LARPers (live action role players) were the biggest nerds on the planet, but after seeing this video I realize that at least one of them has a really awesome costume.

I think it’s about time to repost the good old Fainting Goats. Also known as myotonic goats, wooden-leg goats, stiff-leg goats, nervous goats, etc, these animals are a Creationist’s best friend. How else can you explain an animal that ‘evolved’ to faint whenever it gets a little scared? Natual selection my ass!

Remember Clarence? Well he’s back and he is trying to get to the root of what makes compelling television in this segment from the season finale of Wonder Showzen. Behold the hilarity of Magnetic Attraction guy, and Riker’s Island man!

I just don’t know where to begin with this one. All I can say is that as soon as I heard the lyrics “on the day of rockening” I had a new favorite band.

The industry sponsored Competitive Enterprise Institute seeks to set the record straight on carbon dioxide (CO2) in this television spot that is airing in 14 US cities. Apparently our energy intensive ways are not possibly raising the planet’s temperature, thereby dooming millions, and are instead creating more life! And who could be against more life? Abortionists!

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”

Ever wonder how long it takes to get fired? Looks like about 2 seconds.

“Say my name Bastian! Say my name!”

Life is hard. It is no wonder people turn to religion in the face of so many unanswered questions. Questions like, what is the deal with this cartoon? And where did it come from? And why do I love it so much?

This is a really cool animated music video for JCBSONG by Nizlopi (whomever that is). You can’t go wrong with something that includes a backhoe, Optimus Prime and the A-Team! The song’s pretty catchy too.

Breaking news at this hour! George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, has renounced violence and begun a singing career. Or at least that’s what my feeble mind was able to piece together after watching this video.

Either the cockroach in this video is controlling a robot, and thereby ushering in humanity’s inevitable enslavement to insect overlords, or it is thinking “What the hell am I doing on this ping pong ball?” Either way, it should be killed.

What happens when you crash your bicycle at 160 kilometers (100 miles) per hour? Whenever I have a question like that, I ask the Japanese.

Remember Devvo? Well he’s back and he’s ready to get drunk and take some pills! Based on his behaviour at the end of the video, I can safely say I never want to ingest pills. (And Devvo will always be NSFW.)

Cooler than cats and cuter than puppies, it’s everyone’s favorite pet the octopus. Witness here it’s awesome camouflaging abilities; guaranteed to be the coolest thing you’ll see all day. Believe it, or he’ll squirt you with ink!

Clarence, the ever-hilarious Tom Green rip-off puppet from Wonder Showzen attempts to determine what people are running from in this video. I know what I’m running from- alimony payments!

In typical Wonder Showzen brilliance, by the end of this little story not only have you laughed, cried, and been moderately disgusted, but you actually start to feel a little sorry for Winobot. Why did you make Winobot you bastards??!

After searching high and low for the “ice cream machine” video Pokey mentioned last week, it’s finally here! Enjoy your sundae Pokey, enjoy!

While he may not be as cool as the skateboarding bulldog, this dalmation can ride a bicycle! That is definitely more impressive in my book. Go spot go!

Just like this crack news team, I always like to mix my live newscasts with at least one hyperactive monkey. Keeps things “dynamic”. I also find them useful for funeral services and job interviews. Try it, I’m serious.