Three years ago Matt from Connecticut quit his day job and decided to travel the world. The result is a video of him doing a cute little dance in every corner of the globe. For maximum depression, this video is best watched from your cubicle at work.

I had always wondered what it was like to have dyslexia, that is until I saw this commercial from the International Dyslexia Association at about one in the morning last weekend. Apparently it’s frustrating… and hilarious!

This video is admittedly nowhere near as good as the previous one (then again, what could be?), but damn it, I’ve spent too much time searching for it to not show it to you. I also think it serves as a warning to all of us to stay far, far away from Cleveland and it’s Tin Men.

Remember Kirk Cameron, that lovable ragamuffin from television’s Growing Pains? Well he’s back, in exceptionally religious form, and with the help of some Australian guy named Ray Comfort, he’s ready to tell you how a banana is irrefutable proof of the existence of God.

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network. The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired…

Yet another ridiculous TV news report, this one about car exhaust whistletips. I know it’s old, but everyone whom hasn’t already seen it deserves a chance to witness the magic that is Bubb Rubb.

Probably definitely the creepiest commercial you will ever see. Unless you’re normally into hairy beard snakes?

Normally I would warn you that the audio for this movie is not safe for work, and that you should wear headphones or turn your speakers down. But in the spirt of tourettes, I think you should play this one loud. If your coworkers get offended just ask them if they hate all people with disabilities, or just those with tourettes.

Local news stations in America aren’t exactly known for professionalism, quality content, or even mastery of vocabulary, but WKYC-TV in Ohio clearly has the worst news program in America. Watch as Carl Monday investigates today’s hard-hitting issues! Watch as Carl Monday refers to masturbating as “having sex”! Stare in disbelief as he harasses uninvolved family members on their front lawn!

It’s amazing how 10 minutes ago I had no idea what Hot Dog on a Stick was, but now all I want to do is find one and watch some lemonade being made. I’m going to do it too, as long as I can escape from this gluereed.

Possibly the greatest music video ever created.

Van Halen’s Jump will never be a Moonlight Sonata, but it is a quintessential 80s song. The kind of song that reminds you of all those awesome Transformers toys you had, or of your collection of Popples. Remember Popples? But it’s all ruined, because now the song has a banjo.

If cute were something you could roll up into a big heavy ball and put into a cannon and fire into your face at point blank range, I imagine it would feel a little like watching this video. Kittens, man.

Gary Slossen was in the process of creating another mediocre Flash animation when suddenly, and completely inexplicably, the animation came to life and tried to escape the confines of his monitor! Did Gary manage to destroy the animated horror, or was he devoured alive? Watch and find out.

Jason Clay spent three hours walking around the Giza pyramids and took a picture every 10 steps. He then made a 30 second video with the pictures, so now you don’t have to go to Egypt and get blown up.

If you add a roll of Mentos to a bottle of Coca-Cola, you get a very large stream of pop shooting out of the top. If you do it 101 times in a synchronized fashion, you get an impressive recreation of the giant fountain at the Bellagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

There was a point in my life when I would have killed a man to have a fully transformable Transformer costume. And that point is right now. Holy Awesome!

This video, which comes to us all the way from Japan, has about eight thousand different Rube Goldberg machines in it, and all you Rube Goldberg fans will be in Rube Goldberg heaven! Rube Goldberg. It also has an awesome Japanese jingle. Does anyone know what they’re saying and what it means?

At least it’s not gonorrhea.

In this re-dubbed episode of the MMPR, the Power Rangers face off against Gansta Crizzab and the Grayside Gang. The audio is not safe for work, or for anyone who has an IQ of 40 or higher. You’ve been warned bizzatch!