Space, the final frontier… for your bum. Nobody said being an astronaut was easy.

I applaud this kid’s initiative, but in the end he still posted a video of himself flexing in the living room while wearing cardboard taped to his pyjamas, as his mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches in the background.

Snowball the dancing cockatoo is back, and he’s clearly been practicing. If I owned this bird, he and I would dance all night… and I would be naked.

In the future, all battles will be fought with small dogs, ponies and arachnid-like robots, just like in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Simple as it may be, this is probably my favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force moment. Ho ho, the screams.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I may need to reconsider my sweeping assumption that the Japanese have no respect for pooping. Because this, my friends, is awesome.

Being blind should give a person license to pee wherever and whenever they want. It’s only fair. We get to see, and they get to pee… on us.

This dog and I have a lot in common. We both hate balloons because of their terrible, terrible smell. We also both have fleas.

From the same people that brought us this disturbingly delicious Ducktales intro, comes an Islamic fundamentalist re-imagining of the Cheers opening theme.

Are you single and lonely? Then let Chris Farley teach you the secrets to picking up women. (NSFW due to one very loud swear word.)

A new Internet phenomenon is emerging - live action reenactments of classic Garfield cartoons followed by mind altering music videos staring the characters. I have no idea who is responsible for these videos, or why, but I suspect foul play and I have no doubt the Japanese are somehow involved.

I wish I had access to Tim and Eric’s Dance Instruction Tape for Children when I was a lad. Perhaps then I wouldn’t have such a crippling fear of social dance situations.

This video is actually a favorite of mine from back in the time before I had broadband Internet access. It is the tale of a group of intrepid young video game characters playing Dungeons & Dragons for the first time.

a) Fighter of the Night Man.
b) Champion of the sun.
c) Master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
d) All of the above.

In a Battle of the Bands between these guys and Complete, who would win?

Trick question - we all lose.

Anti-Gym, of Denver Colorado, is billed as the Extreme Cheddar version of the normal health club, and they have the Extreme banned-from-TV commercial to back it up.

You know, I think there just might be something to Joe Rogan’s theory of how the pyramids were created. Bewarned though, he swears like a (drunken) sailor (earl-aye in the morning).

Texan rockers Complete are going to take us on a musical journey - a journey to the mystical Hoogie-Boogie Land. A land where there is no war or hate, and your ears hurt all the time.

A lot of Chinese names are hard to pronounce for us round-eyes, so it’s a good thing that so many Chinese people create English names for themselves. Though the names they choose often leave something to be desired, in the spirit of togetherness I’ve decided to come up with my own English Chinese name. Just call me Waddles MacRarrar.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what the local news in America has regressed to.