Little Johnny went on to lead the Iowa City Gay Men’s Chorus.

Note to self: That is one crazy, crazy bitch.

Extra! Extra! Bleeding billboard causes record highway fatalities!

Patrick Stewart’s seen everything.

Yoga, a giant rooster and child molestation make the perfect combination.

(Mild) Animal (cat) cruelty is hilarious.

He should have invested in some gloves… and an extra face.

There’s still time to buy your ticket to the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Afterwards, I’ll meet you in the Fresh Ass Comedy Tent. Dy-no-mite!

Before he married his step-granddaughter, Morgan Freeman played Count Dracula on The Electric Company.

I don’t want to nitpick, but I would assume the 3rd Little Pig used mortar when building his brick house. Also, I don’t think the Three Little Pigs counts as a legend.

Just one question: Does the A stand for ass?

Fact: People get mad easily when lifting things as a team.

Another little piece of me died watching this.

Yeah, I’d say this is pretty accurate.

Not so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it jerks?

A professional in an astronaut suit is still a professional.

Wild squirrels, dioramas, nuts, madness!

Bear cubs apparently do not have the fastest reaction times.

Genesis 19: Total insanity.

(NSFW because of swearing)

Initially I was disappointed that the prankee did not going flying even higher, but in retrospect I think anything more powerful would have probably disintegrated his colon. I say this as a medical professional.

NSFW due to the inevitable painful swearing.