This has the opportunity of being the best real fake TV show of all time.

I was such a bimbo before Dr. Steve Brule’s helpful advice for everyday living.

On November 20th 1980, an entire lake in Louisiana disappeared down a salt mine.

omg I want a cat elevator

An amazing new innovation that eliminates the need to be an actual self-respecting human being.

Clearly I need to start playing World of Warcraft… Who am I kidding? Clearly I need to have a shower.

Since actually airing the abortion episode of Family Guy would get Fox firebombed, the cast instead had a live reading of the episode.

F.E.A.R. 2 will soon have slow mo deathmatch. I have no idea what that means, but if this video is any indication it will be pudgy and entertaining.

Looks… delicious.

The Joes were not as cool as you remembered. Destro and Baroness on the other hand…

Little Johnny went on to lead the Iowa City Gay Men’s Chorus.

Note to self: That is one crazy, crazy bitch.

Extra! Extra! Bleeding billboard causes record highway fatalities!

Patrick Stewart’s seen everything.

Yoga, a giant rooster and child molestation make the perfect combination.

(Mild) Animal (cat) cruelty is hilarious.

He should have invested in some gloves… and an extra face.

There’s still time to buy your ticket to the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Afterwards, I’ll meet you in the Fresh Ass Comedy Tent. Dy-no-mite!

Before he married his step-granddaughter, Morgan Freeman played Count Dracula on The Electric Company.

I don’t want to nitpick, but I would assume the 3rd Little Pig used mortar when building his brick house. Also, I don’t think the Three Little Pigs counts as a legend.