Well it’s back to work week. If you’re anything like me (and unless you’re a well-endowed male supermodel with genius level IQ you’re nothing like me), then you feel pretty rotten about it. I found this video which demonstrates EXACTLY the way I dragged myself to work this morning. Except that I’m not a polar bear.

Hysterical. Viral. Dropping the Hamiltons at the movies. West Side.

This dog entertains himself by fighting with his own leg over a bone. So the question is, is the dog A) very smart, or B) very stupid. My vote goes for C) very smart but still eats his own poop.

So George Bush the other day gave a speech and when he gave it he was TOTALLY WASTED. I know you think this just cant be true but I am telling you that it is because there is video proof showed on the internet and this website has obtaned it and now you can see teh proof for yousefl!!!!!!!!! OMG! LOL!

This is how real men fight. Second only to computer hacking competitions of course.

If you liked the IBC Root Beer monkey commercial, you’ll like this one too. Because we can all relate to it. And if you can’t, well, you’re just not partying hard enough.

Nothing like a video of a grown man going absolutely bananas to start the weekend off right. This guy and lizard guy need to get together and make babies. Babies that will grow to have freak-out abilities like the Internet has never seen before.

A funny Travelocity commercial from the those stogitty old pipe-smoking blokes the British. Pip-pip, go on and watch it now my good man!

I gotta say, Mr. Tom Berg handles this little ‘incident’ like a true traffic reporting champion. The temptation to laugh, curse, or run out of the studio in tears must have been overwhelming, but he just keeps going. Tom ‘The Rock’ Berg.

Well now that this secret has been exposed it shouldn’t take too long for a few ‘internet videos’ to appear with people trying this experiment themselves. Only they’ll probably have the bottle aimed at their face or maybe up their ass. That’s what you get when you mix science with the Internet.

It’s amazing that this video of ‘the worst rap battle ever’ is also coincidentally the video of ‘the greatest rap battle ever’. The kids in it look like they walked right out of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon. SERIOUSLY.

I don’t know where you are, but over here it’s getting pretty cold. If you’re lucky this winter season what you see in this video is the worst thing that will happen to you. If you’re unlucky, well, I’m not going to say it but it involves real-life snow angels, yellow snow, frostbite, and daggers made from icicles.

Well today is ‘Wednesday’, or as I like to call it, ‘21hoursuntilLOSTday’. If you are a fan of obsessed with the show, you may find this amusing. If you are not, you may find this a huge waste of 5 minutes of your time.

When I first watched this video I felt pretty bad for the fish, but on second thought I’m sure the fish are fine. That poor boy, however, is not. He wanted to show the world how strong he is, but instead he showed us that when he panics he honks like a goose.

Furthering evidence that Canada Rocks the Casbah, we have the Canadian commercial for the Nintendo Gameboy Micro. It features a few guys, a mouse, some cheese, a Game Boy Micro, and some serious humping. Watch the video to see what goes where.

This cute little guy can’t decide whether to smile and laugh, or fall fast asleep. And when he grows up life will be exactly the same, except instead of ’smiling and laughing’ it will be ‘working in a cubicle’.

Yesterday’s penis pulverizing video was such a crotchtastic success that today we bring you the Trigon commercial boy. Mr. Kicked Him In the Penis. Don’t hate him, he just tells it like it is.

The Virtual Air Guitar project, developed at the Helsinki University of Technology, adds genuine electric guitar sounds to the air guitar. Using a computer to monitor the hand movements of the ‘player’, it adds riffs and licks to match mid-air finger work. The player wears a pair of brightly coloured gloves, enabling computer vision software to keep track of their hands and detect different gestures.

That scary Burger King dude is up to no good in this catchy little video. After watching it a couple of times I’m a little less creeped-out by him, but I still wouldn’t feel comfortable waking up in bed with the guy. That is just NOT okay.

Catfish Grabblin’, aka Catfish Noodling, involves diving into brown muddy water and wrestling with enormous slug-like fish for… I dunno. I don’t know what for. But from the video it looks like it’s all young girls, so count me in.

More info here.