I don’t know where you are, but over here it’s getting pretty cold. If you’re lucky this winter season what you see in this video is the worst thing that will happen to you. If you’re unlucky, well, I’m not going to say it but it involves real-life snow angels, yellow snow, frostbite, and daggers made from icicles.

Well today is ‘Wednesday’, or as I like to call it, ‘21hoursuntilLOSTday’. If you are a fan of obsessed with the show, you may find this amusing. If you are not, you may find this a huge waste of 5 minutes of your time.

When I first watched this video I felt pretty bad for the fish, but on second thought I’m sure the fish are fine. That poor boy, however, is not. He wanted to show the world how strong he is, but instead he showed us that when he panics he honks like a goose.

Furthering evidence that Canada Rocks the Casbah, we have the Canadian commercial for the Nintendo Gameboy Micro. It features a few guys, a mouse, some cheese, a Game Boy Micro, and some serious humping. Watch the video to see what goes where.

This cute little guy can’t decide whether to smile and laugh, or fall fast asleep. And when he grows up life will be exactly the same, except instead of ’smiling and laughing’ it will be ‘working in a cubicle’.

Yesterday’s penis pulverizing video was such a crotchtastic success that today we bring you the Trigon commercial boy. Mr. Kicked Him In the Penis. Don’t hate him, he just tells it like it is.

The Virtual Air Guitar project, developed at the Helsinki University of Technology, adds genuine electric guitar sounds to the air guitar. Using a computer to monitor the hand movements of the ‘player’, it adds riffs and licks to match mid-air finger work. The player wears a pair of brightly coloured gloves, enabling computer vision software to keep track of their hands and detect different gestures.

That scary Burger King dude is up to no good in this catchy little video. After watching it a couple of times I’m a little less creeped-out by him, but I still wouldn’t feel comfortable waking up in bed with the guy. That is just NOT okay.

Catfish Grabblin’, aka Catfish Noodling, involves diving into brown muddy water and wrestling with enormous slug-like fish for… I dunno. I don’t know what for. But from the video it looks like it’s all young girls, so count me in.

More info here.

Life is full of nasty surprises. Nobody wants a lizard to jump on them. Nobody. But if a lizard does jump on you, you need to know how to handle the situation properly and in a way that will impress the ladies. This guy can show you how its done.

I like pandas too, and based on this film I also like Jessica Borutski. Seriously, this is fabulous!

This ad is really a brilliant bit of business. After watching it I immediately ordered 2 cases of IBC Root Beer, and that is just nuts because normally I only drink A&W. I also told the monkey that I’ve been letting sleep in my bed to hit the road. She was too needy and frankly I can do better.

I may be a little late posting this seeing as it did happen a whole entire week ago, but I’ve only just returned from my yearly fox hunt. So without further delay I present to you the now-famous Letterman clip of the kid who nearly explodes from boredom while standing behind George Bush giving a speech.

I don’t know what absolutely loving this short film says about a person, but I’m so handsome that I’m not going to worry about it.

I realize that making fun of the Canadian Army is a little like making fun of the Special Olympics, so I want you to realize that this video went through extensive humor (humour?) testing to make sure it was worth it. For a video to pass this test I have to accidentally pee myself at least twice while watching it. And I peed myself 3 times, so this one is good to go.

I know this video is from 2003, but let me remind you that the star of it, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the GOVENOR OF CALIFORNIA. So even if there is only one person who hasn’t seen it out of the million of you that have, it needs to be seen again.

“This song is about girls…. and their dreams.”

I don’t know what the story is with this guy but I’d like to know what shop he bought his genius pills at. And then I would buy some of my own, so that I could also be a genius. And be hated by women. But still be really funny.

Guy doing motorbike tricks naked gets whats coming. Warning: this video features profanity, naked man bum, and a really, really lame white guy. Holla, dude.

Okay okay okay, she doesn’t eat the car, but that would be fantastic wouldn’t it? Bet you’d click on that link. But this is pretty good. Sit back and enjoy the story of the granny, the Benz, and an airbag.

At first I felt bad for this girl, with her Elaine-esque dance moves, but after she pouted into the camera a couple of times I was ready to see her get humiliated all over the internet. So here you go…