I don’t know whether to love or hate this Miller High Life ‘Alternative Fuels’ commercial from Errol Morris. On the one hand I am in complete agreement with its message, but on the other hand it reinforces the stereotype that all adult bicyclists have had their license taken away for DUI. At least it doesn’t reinforce the stereotype that they’re all gay.

I guess it is no secret that David Letterman doesn’t think much of President Bush. And I guess it is no secret that my superhero secret identity is Jacob Jackson. Or wait, that was a secret. Damn, I need to get this Backspace key fixed.

Friends, the Internet was not giving this weekend. So rather than post some new half-assed movie I’m just going to post some old half-assed movie that I’ve already posted before. But its something from Japan so we all know it will be great. And by ‘great’ I mean ‘completely f@cked up’.

Introducing Letchey, the Downtown-Julie-Brown of garden gnomes. The best part of this video has got to be the soundtrack. If I listen to anymore of it I’m going to whip off my pants and start humping ceramics! Bom bom bom bom - bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup - bom bom bom bom…

Who will win this fantastical musical showdown? Trick question, everybody wins.

warning: audio is NSFW

A short clip of an ILM screen test from the upcoming Transformers movie has leaked out onto daddy Internet. And I have to tell you that it is sweeter than a sweet slice of sweetness on a sweet summers day. And that is if you don’t like Transformers.

Here is a funny little Australian beer commercial. I love it because it features the combination of all my most favorite things in the world: a sexy brunette, a hot tub, and Steve Irwin. No! I mean beer. Yeah, beer beer beer. I gotta go.

I don’t understand Spanish so unfortunately I can’t tell you how these voodoo fishermen make the fish jump right into their boat. But an educated guess says it is either mental powers or the fact that they have the Top Gun anthem playing in the background.

Queen Latifah’s Excedrin commercial from SNL. I can relate to it because I am also part of a racial minority. And that racial minority would be the race of sexy superhuman superheros.

Well it’s back to work week. If you’re anything like me (and unless you’re a well-endowed male supermodel with genius level IQ you’re nothing like me), then you feel pretty rotten about it. I found this video which demonstrates EXACTLY the way I dragged myself to work this morning. Except that I’m not a polar bear.

Hysterical. Viral. Dropping the Hamiltons at the movies. West Side.

This dog entertains himself by fighting with his own leg over a bone. So the question is, is the dog A) very smart, or B) very stupid. My vote goes for C) very smart but still eats his own poop.

So George Bush the other day gave a speech and when he gave it he was TOTALLY WASTED. I know you think this just cant be true but I am telling you that it is because there is video proof showed on the internet and this website has obtaned it and now you can see teh proof for yousefl!!!!!!!!! OMG! LOL!

This is how real men fight. Second only to computer hacking competitions of course.

If you liked the IBC Root Beer monkey commercial, you’ll like this one too. Because we can all relate to it. And if you can’t, well, you’re just not partying hard enough.

Nothing like a video of a grown man going absolutely bananas to start the weekend off right. This guy and lizard guy need to get together and make babies. Babies that will grow to have freak-out abilities like the Internet has never seen before.

A funny Travelocity commercial from the those stogitty old pipe-smoking blokes the British. Pip-pip, go on and watch it now my good man!

I gotta say, Mr. Tom Berg handles this little ‘incident’ like a true traffic reporting champion. The temptation to laugh, curse, or run out of the studio in tears must have been overwhelming, but he just keeps going. Tom ‘The Rock’ Berg.

Well now that this secret has been exposed it shouldn’t take too long for a few ‘internet videos’ to appear with people trying this experiment themselves. Only they’ll probably have the bottle aimed at their face or maybe up their ass. That’s what you get when you mix science with the Internet.

It’s amazing that this video of ‘the worst rap battle ever’ is also coincidentally the video of ‘the greatest rap battle ever’. The kids in it look like they walked right out of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon. SERIOUSLY.