Catfish Grabblin’, aka Catfish Noodling, involves diving into brown muddy water and wrestling with enormous slug-like fish for… I dunno. I don’t know what for. But from the video it looks like it’s all young girls, so count me in.

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Life is full of nasty surprises. Nobody wants a lizard to jump on them. Nobody. But if a lizard does jump on you, you need to know how to handle the situation properly and in a way that will impress the ladies. This guy can show you how its done.

I like pandas too, and based on this film I also like Jessica Borutski. Seriously, this is fabulous!

This ad is really a brilliant bit of business. After watching it I immediately ordered 2 cases of IBC Root Beer, and that is just nuts because normally I only drink A&W. I also told the monkey that I’ve been letting sleep in my bed to hit the road. She was too needy and frankly I can do better.

I may be a little late posting this seeing as it did happen a whole entire week ago, but I’ve only just returned from my yearly fox hunt. So without further delay I present to you the now-famous Letterman clip of the kid who nearly explodes from boredom while standing behind George Bush giving a speech.

I don’t know what absolutely loving this short film says about a person, but I’m so handsome that I’m not going to worry about it.

I realize that making fun of the Canadian Army is a little like making fun of the Special Olympics, so I want you to realize that this video went through extensive humor (humour?) testing to make sure it was worth it. For a video to pass this test I have to accidentally pee myself at least twice while watching it. And I peed myself 3 times, so this one is good to go.

I know this video is from 2003, but let me remind you that the star of it, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the GOVENOR OF CALIFORNIA. So even if there is only one person who hasn’t seen it out of the million of you that have, it needs to be seen again.

“This song is about girls…. and their dreams.”

I don’t know what the story is with this guy but I’d like to know what shop he bought his genius pills at. And then I would buy some of my own, so that I could also be a genius. And be hated by women. But still be really funny.

Guy doing motorbike tricks naked gets whats coming. Warning: this video features profanity, naked man bum, and a really, really lame white guy. Holla, dude.

Okay okay okay, she doesn’t eat the car, but that would be fantastic wouldn’t it? Bet you’d click on that link. But this is pretty good. Sit back and enjoy the story of the granny, the Benz, and an airbag.

At first I felt bad for this girl, with her Elaine-esque dance moves, but after she pouted into the camera a couple of times I was ready to see her get humiliated all over the internet. So here you go…

Several kids with steaks attached to their heads insert their heads into a “lizard arena” where a giant lizard is encouraged to “menace” them. The lizard is reluctant at first then goes berserk! Hilarity ensues.

A short video of a van smashing into a police car at a very high speed. Pretty intense. I hear the cop had to change his shorts. Get it? Because he crapped in them. Because he was scared. And if you crapped in your shorts you’d need to change them.

Here is a funny little commercial from our French friends the French. Someone needs to stuff that kid’s mouth full of freedom fries and send him off to war. Then we’ll see if he still wants to kick a fit over a bag of bon-bons.

Bad-ass shirt-folding techniques from the ninjas in asia. The shit works, I just tried it. Possibly brought to you from the same people who provided the helpful video on How To Not Look Asian.

Two videos of a dude jumping his Toyota Corolla. The second one with the arm wave is sure to be a classic. And you might want to browse the rest of the guy’s site. He’s also quite handy with carpentry, leather, and stained glass!

This is pretty nuts. I can’t stop watching it. It’s like something from a cartoon!

This must be some sort of new bunting technique or something. It looks like it worked out well for him.

Michelle Kosinski of NBC’s Today gets caught trying to make the northeast flooding look worse than it actually is. All she wanted was just a little hurricane and maybe a breached levee. Was that too much to ask? Mother Nature, you can be so cruel!