What R2-D2 was really saying during Episode I.

Raymond’s seemingly crack-addled exterior belies his incredible Wheel of Fortune acumen.

Sadly, Steve never did make it through flight school.

Those crazy cat women are always outdoing themselves.

I too subscribe to Playboy and The New Yorker.

Trampolines are both fun and delicious.

My favorite episode was the one where the Andy Dick hologram acted all scared and fruity.

Russia: Synonymous with explosions.

It is I, the magical monk fish, here to grant you three wishes!

Cats and baths don’t mix… except when they do.

Behold the excitement, followed by the sheer terror.

Kitten: “Yum yum yum, this food is delicious.”

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Those of you who have been around here for a while know that on Labor Day I usually like to link to a boring site that explains the history behind this most lazy day. Well this year we’re learning something new! Today’s lesson is about Oney Judge, as told by a potty mouthed drunk. NSFW due to constant swearing – hey, you shouldn’t even be at work!

Alright kids, vacation’s cancelled.

It’s like The Little Tornado That Could… and Then Couldn’t Again.

Even the computer game classic Oregon Trail could do with a robot.

(NSFW due to juvenile humor, and you know, rap stuff.)

That will be immediately before it shreds your legs.

Twitter: For friendless narcissists.

This is one cat that shouldn’t be thrown onto the New Jersey Turnpike.