Behold the excitement, followed by the sheer terror.

Kitten: “Yum yum yum, this food is delicious.”

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Those of you who have been around here for a while know that on Labor Day I usually like to link to a boring site that explains the history behind this most lazy day. Well this year we’re learning something new! Today’s lesson is about Oney Judge, as told by a potty mouthed drunk. NSFW due to constant swearing – hey, you shouldn’t even be at work!

Alright kids, vacation’s cancelled.

It’s like The Little Tornado That Could… and Then Couldn’t Again.

Even the computer game classic Oregon Trail could do with a robot.

(NSFW due to juvenile humor, and you know, rap stuff.)

That will be immediately before it shreds your legs.

Twitter: For friendless narcissists.

This is one cat that shouldn’t be thrown onto the New Jersey Turnpike.

This has the opportunity of being the best real fake TV show of all time.

I was such a bimbo before Dr. Steve Brule’s helpful advice for everyday living.

On November 20th 1980, an entire lake in Louisiana disappeared down a salt mine.

omg I want a cat elevator

An amazing new innovation that eliminates the need to be an actual self-respecting human being.

Clearly I need to start playing World of Warcraft… Who am I kidding? Clearly I need to have a shower.

Since actually airing the abortion episode of Family Guy would get Fox firebombed, the cast instead had a live reading of the episode.

F.E.A.R. 2 will soon have slow mo deathmatch. I have no idea what that means, but if this video is any indication it will be pudgy and entertaining.

Looks… delicious.

The Joes were not as cool as you remembered. Destro and Baroness on the other hand…