The Mythbusters are exploring the myth of whether you can shoot down a tree with a gun, or something. Inquiring minds need to know.

Personally I shop at grocery stores where my children are unlikely to end up in homo-erotic servitude.

Okay, listen up guys, before you eat anything, you should always ask someone you love if it’s okay.

It’s common knowledge that Pandas love bamboo, but did you know that they also love denim jackets and jeans? They’re a lot like Wheels that way.

There’s apparently a theme park for every occasion. Have an unhealthy fecal obsession? Want to (not) get raped by a guy dressed as Mario in his basement? Want to visit a fake ocean directly beside a real one? These parks and many more await you. (Warning: Some parks awaiting you are not work safe.)

Would you rather:
a) napinate on the pee pad
b) chewinate da sofar

This action thriller stars Jon Voight and Eric Roberts as two escaped skateboarding convicts trapped in a drainage tube, with no brakes and nobody driving.

It seems every year brings a more advanced Elmo toy. The question is, will this be the year that the Elmos rise up and kill?

A future stoner if I’ve ever seen one.

This seems like a good example of why companies should reconsider outsourcing their call centers to magical foreign lands.

Today in the US, it is Presidents Day. A day we celebrate in honor of George Washington, the first President of the United States of America. To pay him our respect, we sleep a lot, don’t do any work, and refuse to bathe or wear pants.

Fun Administrator Fact: My favorite Late Night moment was when Conan propositioned Jeri “Seven of Nine” Ryan.

Children are like adorable little mental patients. They can go from fear, to joy, to full blown terror in the span of 10 seconds.

The perfect product for all the perma-bachelors out there, Casulo is an entire bedroom set in a box. It will come in really handy if you have a habit of not paying your rent and need to do a lot of midnight moves.

The only definitive thing I can say about this video is that it does not make me want to eat a steak.

Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise, the flamboyant unicorns wished into existence by an eight-year-old gay boy named Shannon, experience the joys of Christmas for the first time.

It’s a little known fact that before creating his famous thesaurus, Dr. Peter Mark Roget was briefly a member of The Beatles.

I’ll admit I’m being a bit selfish with this post. If you don’t play the guitar, the following video will just be a dork wearing giant tinfoil boots. But if you are a guitar player, well… better loosen your pants.

Someday I hope someone pumps 10 tons of cement into my house to see how I live.

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I load up this video and it always makes me feel better. I wish I could buy him on Amazon.com and feed him never-grow-up-pills.