On this very musical Monday, two Fleshlights put on a rousing performance of Starland Vocal Band’s Afternoon Delight. What is a Fleshlight? I’m sure you can figure it out (when you’re not at work, because then you’d just get fired).

Beloved hyperactive TV muppet, Elmo, lit himself on fire last night to protest the takeover of Sesame Street by what he called “bad men in suits”. He suffered severe burns to most of his body and was taken to be reupholstered.

This is by far the funniest scene in the movie Rat Race, and by posting it I just saved you from having to watch the horrible ending where Smash Mouth plays a concert. Honestly, Smash Mouth?

If, like me, you love RVs and cuss words, then this video is for you. And it is most definitely not safe for work. In fact, it is so laced with profanities that just by reading this you have already gotten yourself fired. Yes, pack up your stuff. Go home. It’s over. Seriously.

Everybody hates emo kids, and now you can pass on that completely justified hatred to the little kids in your family with this new toy available at Hot Topic. Tickle Me Emo is the tortured, angst ridden cousin of Elmo, and boy is he sad.

For the first morning of 2007, I wanted to find a video worthy of the fantastic year you are all about to have. A video we can use as a barometer for the glorious events of 2007 laying in front of us. A video ooozing with so much symbolism and metaphor that your eyes will explode and grow back all within a single viewing. Friends, I am so pleased to present to you: Who’s the Chicken Now?

Not strictly a work of Machinima; Paul Robertson’s Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 is a masterpiece animation based on the graphic look and feel of platform handhelds.

Keep your eye out for the Big Lebowski and Datsun 180b powerups!

You may remember the site with 1,500 80s videos from YouTube , but this web site has about 400 billion music videos, and not just from the 1980s! You’ll never need your iPod again, so you may as well send it to me.

I just pooped my pants.

There is a rift in this country. A rift that threatens to tear it apart. A rift that threatens to destroy us all! Of course I’m talking about water bison bigotry.

Your favorite purveyour of sexy sexy girls Halloween costumes is back, but this time he’s hawking Christmas goods in an Ikea parking lot.

Recently, we here at Dig Your Own Grave have taken some heat for not being entirely politically correct, so you’ll notice that in my festive holiday title I didn’t use any words that would offend viewers who don’t love the baby Jesus. I have also linked to a humorous family-oriented video clip that has nothing to do with male genitalia.

If you own a cat as well as a laser pointer, and have yet to try this, you’ve been missing out on some hilariously good times. Some people might call this cruel, but those people can be quickly dispatched with a swift elbow to the face!

In celebration of the release of the 26th Rocky film, Rocky Balboa, I present to you a cat with the spirit of Rocky! Nothing’s gonna keep him down, and pretty soon he’ll be beating up Russians… or bullies in an amateur karate tournament!

Remember that Dove Evolution commercial? Well… some people with far more intelligence and free time than I will ever have, went and made a clever little parody. And in appreciation of all their hard work I will now burp or possibly pass wind, whichever comes first.

The meerkats in this commercial must have the same disorder as Spudgy the Pomeranian. Come to think of it, I think my next door neighbour also has this problem. That, or alcoholism.

Spudgy is a lovable, fuzzy Pomeranian who just can’t seem to stay awake. Aww.

I have decided that this, the final week before Christmas, shall be Cute Week. Everyday one post will contain something cute, fuzzy and adorable. To start, one of the cutest animals known to man- floppilus bunninus.

This amazingly prescient Seinfeld episode, recently recovered from the NBC vault, foretold the Michael Richards racism scandal. Its existence can only mean one thing- There are time travellers among us!

From the creators of The Easter Bunny Hates You!, comes the latest in a series of shocking secret-life biographies: Santa Claus - Steady Mobbin’. He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, and if you’ve been a very good little boy, he might not kill you for fun.