As this commercial clearly demonstrates.

While not as absolutely terrifying as Rubot II, CubeStormer is at least much faster at solving a Rubik’s Cube.

Ruh roh Shaggy.

My mission today is to verify the thread count of my bedsheets.

I bet his neighbors threw a party that night.

Well that settles it, even owls can dance better than I can.

What I want to know is why all these people videotape themselves exercising.

He’s on a horse.

He was built to spread his loins in to the wombs of this world.

P.S. Metalocalypse is awesome.

Don’t let her stoic posture fool you. Something happens when she hears the music…it’s her freedom. It’s her fire. It’s her life.

For when you’ve almost stopped trying.

Mini Daddy is not an attractive boy.

While very impressive, this probably explains the shoddy workmanship of my apartment.

I have to admit, I like this dog even more than the exercise dog.

Insane Clown Posse made a movie, and it’s a comedy western. That’s it folks, I’m out of here. *jumps off a bridge*

Well that’s one way to stay motivated.

The Jersey Shore… Possibly Wildwood. I’m not sure of the specifics.

Even little demon puppies make me go aww.

The crappy thing about public school is that these kids are probably not very popular, despite clearly being awesome.

I would have done a controlled burn of the ceiling.