My country, ’tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty

She was however the best damn helicopter pilot this world has ever seen.
(NSFW because of swearing)

Poor Jonathan Charles.

If my team was scheduled to play the Fairbanks, Alaska UAF Nanooks and I saw this, we would just forfeit right then and there.

The Kakapo is a fat, flightless parrot found only in New Zealand that is nearly extinct, and after watching this video you might have a good idea as to why.
(If you like this video, I recommend you read Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams, which is really terribly funny.)

And to think, in a few years it will be big enough to eat your denim jacket.

Since I learned yesterday how much you guys love Soulja Boy, here’s the Songsmith version of his hit song Crank That.

What’s it liked to be buried alive in an avalanche? Pretty awful by the looks of it.

When you’ve got to dislodge some dangerous loose rocks from a cliffside, who do you call in? Airwolf! And when they’re not available, you bring in these guys.

If you wish to make an awesome game from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

What R2-D2 was really saying during Episode I.

Raymond’s seemingly crack-addled exterior belies his incredible Wheel of Fortune acumen.

Sadly, Steve never did make it through flight school.

Those crazy cat women are always outdoing themselves.

I too subscribe to Playboy and The New Yorker.

Trampolines are both fun and delicious.

My favorite episode was the one where the Andy Dick hologram acted all scared and fruity.

Russia: Synonymous with explosions.

It is I, the magical monk fish, here to grant you three wishes!

Cats and baths don’t mix… except when they do.