An American Sign Language interpretation of Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New S#*t. Obviously Not Safe For Work.

It’s official, an mp3 player is more powerful than my computer.

When you drive your Flintstones-like pedal car in downtown Toronto, you shouldn’t be surprised when the police pull you over. At least they didn’t try this in America - they probably would have been tasered.

Gregory Pike, of Santa Barbara, California, likes to play God. He has constructed a walking animal pyramid out of creatures that cartoons have shown us to be mortal enemies.

Oh India, is there anything you won’t have your performing street monkeys do?

The famously awesome Light Cycle scene from Tron recreated using cardboard and construction paper.

#@@!$!% %$##!@ %$^@!$!%

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer takes a trip to a velodrome and tries his hand at some track cycling.

This electronic finger piano was included with an issue of a Japanese science magazine for first graders. Maybe if I’d had something like this when I was a kid, I’d be able to play the piano like Shiney McShine, the piano genius from Shine.

Through the power of science and radio waves, this extraordinary blender is able to take control of a dog’s brain.

I’m sure that as this guy was driving home from yet another soul destroying night shift, he couldn’t have possibly imaged the madness that was about to ensue.

Straight outta MTV Japan comes a cartoon about two rabbits locked up in a Russian prison. Don’t look at me. I don’t know any more than you do.

You know those traffic jams where you get to the end and there’s absolutely no reason for the traffic jam to exist? Well here’s your explanation, Mr. Scientist.

Growing puppies need to eat, even when there are a million of them.

Every American should have the right to defend themselves. And to see things in the dark.

This Bar Mitzvah karaoke sing-along has everything a person could want. Crazy relatives, bad color keying, terrible singing, Transformers, and confused elders.

Just look at the rage in his little eyes.

Internet denizen “M0rt@nius” (sardonic air-quotes mine), has created a Half-Life 2 map based on the first level of Super Mario Bros. As if I didn’t already have enough nightmares about headcrabs.

Godwin’s Law states that: As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. O’Reilly’s Law is pretty similar.

If only I had some Mentos when I was a lad. I would have given that Carrie Ferguson something to laugh about!