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By now I’m sure you’ve all seen one of those videos where someone has taken pictures of themself in the same position every day for some ludicrous number of days. This video is in that same vein, the only difference being that it’s entertaining.
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Yet another humorous commercial that you’ve already seen and already hate. This time it’s Christmas themed and includes a homeless man who can’t bite apples.
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‘Psychic Art’ is the reproduction of one’s inner spirit by drawing, painting, or non-conventional means. I’m sure normally they’re quite expensive to get done, but if you offer to be a volunteer on public access tv you might be able to get a good deal. And your inner spirit might also be a picture of your genitals.
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Ever since Tivo blew apart the world of television advertising, marketing firms have had to come up with ever more interesting, elaborate and humorous commercials. This pleases me.
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Quite possibly the greatest moment ever on The People’s Court.
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Seeing as it’s Halloween in three days, I thought this might help you procrastinators come up with some last minute costume ideas.
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How do Mormons react to door-to-door proselytizing by a couple of atheists trafficking in The Origin of Species? About as well as I do when those Latter-day Saints c*#kf!*kers ring my doorbell at 10 in the morning!
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Finally, a practical use for my golden snail costume.
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Mr. T’s back with more advice, this time about personal fashion. Because hey, everybody’s gotta wear clothes. Remember to table the label and wear your own name.
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Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from the television show Seinfeld, had a racist meltdown on stage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood on Friday. That’s why you don’t mess with Kramer. Because he’s like ice, buddy. When he doesn’t like you, you’ve got problems.
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Nothing like starting the week off with a little in-nu-en-do. A little sexual innuendo to be exact. That’s what today is all about.
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Seriously, what are pandas? A cross between a Care Bear and a Pokemon? But cuter? I bet even their poop is cute. I wonder if anyone has ever been killed by a panda… Maybe they were cuddled to death or something.
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He’s so out of touch that he’s never even punched little buttons and things.
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You may think that being the CEO of Burger King, one of the largest fast-food chains in the world, would be all fun and riches. It is not. It is a life of drama, fear, tragedy, and heartbreak. And Triple Bacon King Burgers. On sale now at participating locations.
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