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When You Wish Upon a Turd

Space, the final frontier… for your bum. Nobody said being an astronaut was easy.

Cardboard Crotch
categories: Funny, Videos

I applaud this kid’s initiative, but in the end he still posted a video of himself flexing in the living room while wearing cardboard taped to his pyjamas, as his mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches in the background.

That Bird Can Dance
categories: Cute, Funny, Videos

Snowball the dancing cockatoo is back, and he’s clearly been practicing. If I owned this bird, he and I would dance all night… and I would be naked.

Robots and Puppies Do Not Get Along
categories: Cute, Funny, Videos

In the future, all battles will be fought with small dogs, ponies and arachnid-like robots, just like in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Return to Blood Mountain
categories: Funny, Videos

Simple as it may be, this is probably my favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force moment. Ho ho, the screams.

Japanese respect pooping?
categories: Crazy, Videos

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I may need to reconsider my sweeping assumption that the Japanese have no respect for pooping. Because this, my friends, is awesome.

Even the Blind have to Urinate
categories: Funny, Videos

Being blind should give a person license to pee wherever and whenever they want. It’s only fair. We get to see, and they get to pee… on us.

Heroic Dog Defeats Balloon Invasion
categories: Cute, Videos

This dog and I have a lot in common. We both hate balloons because of their terrible, terrible smell. We also both have fleas.

Mohamed!
categories: Funny, Videos

From the same people that brought us this disturbingly delicious Ducktales intro, comes an Islamic fundamentalist re-imagining of the Cheers opening theme.

Chris Farley Meets Women
categories: Funny, Videos

Are you single and lonely? Then let Chris Farley teach you the secrets to picking up women. (NSFW due to one very loud swear word.)

Lasagna Cat

A new Internet phenomenon is emerging – live action reenactments of classic Garfield cartoons followed by mind altering music videos staring the characters. I have no idea who is responsible for these videos, or why, but I suspect foul play and I have no doubt the Japanese are somehow involved.

Spread Those Wings
categories: Funny, Videos

I wish I had access to Tim and Eric’s Dance Instruction Tape for Children when I was a lad. Perhaps then I wouldn’t have such a crippling fear of social dance situations.

I wanna cast Magic Missile.
categories: Funny, Videos

This video is actually a favorite of mine from back in the time before I had broadband Internet access. It is the tale of a group of intrepid young video game characters playing Dungeons & Dragons for the first time.

Which of the following best describes Day Man?

a) Fighter of the Night Man.
b) Champion of the sun.
c) Master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
d) All of the above.