Jake the dog and Pen the human attempt to rescue Princess Bubblegum from the evil Ice King with the help of Princess Bubblegum’s rainacorn.

You might have wondered how a douche bag the likes of Kevin Federline is created. Well, let’s just say that your parents actually did you a big favor when they shut off your Nintendo and forcibly removed you to the outside world.

This is the touching story of a morose young man who eventually comes to appreciate just how much the rain enriches his life.

In Crayon Physics Deluxe, the things you draw come true. It’s a lot like this academic program, except it’s actually a game and you should hopefully be able to buy it without requiring several rounds of academic funding.

Little Jessica takes performing very seriously, and practices regularly in front of the camera.

So does Mr. Barkles.

This rap ballad comes from Hungary, and it brings with it a message of peace and love. It also features the whitest backup singer on the planet. He’s like an anthropomorphic stack of copy paper.

Today brings a video blast from my past - one of my favorite Tom Green sketches. The set-up is simple enough. Tom has dressed up like an injured person and is walking around on crutches. What ever could happen next?

Want to make some money and scar your kids at the same time? Then just have your children pretend to invent a pair of wedgie-proof underpants, and then make them give each other wedgies on live television. Your underwear sales will go through the roof, and your kids will get kicked in the face at school.

It’s good to have a hobby, but I think these kids should find a new one, because this is pretty fruity.

Want a dog and have more money than you know what to do with? Then have I got a deal for you! FexPetz is offering to rent you a pet for an exorbitant price. I wonder if they got the idea from this video.

When this cat’s hind quarters get tickled, he enters a realm of such ecstasy that he is no longer quite sure where he is, or even where the awesome feeling is coming from.

Cows, tired of being mutilated, are fighting back against their alien overlords. The fate of the planet is in their hooves.

If this ridiculously catchy song is any indication, Halo 3 will destroy your marriage and eat your children. Not a bad deal for $60.

Ernest Hemingway’s last work of cinematic fiction centers upon an ageing consumer who struggles with a gigantic escalator in the Mall of America.

In the ageless battle between Cats and Dogs, the Cat Army has been dealt another serious blow by the awesome might of the Dog Empire. In this video, selfless Dog martyers have proven that even humiliated dogs in Halloween costumes are funnier than humiliated cats in Halloween costumes.

I don’t pretend to be an expert on Japanese culture, but as I understand it, before a man can ask a woman’s hand in marriage he must become a ninth level Ninja Warrior. These trials of strength are broadcast on television and the losers are thrown into a tank of whales.

Hurray, it’s finally here. You might have thought I was joking about what I said yesterday, but it’s actually true. I am a zombie, and I am coming by at 3pm to eat your brains. That’s 3pm PST, and make sure you’re home because I’m getting my chest waxed at 4 o’clock and those ladies get super grumpy when I’m late.

Halloween is a great time of year to scare the crap out of your friends… because you actually hate them and they’re not really your friends.

Apparently this video was created for Alfa Romeo, but I don’t understand it. Maybe their cars are slow.

Rocky’s back, and no I’m not talking about the newest Rocky movie starring a 100 year old Sylvester Stallone. This Rocky fights for America’s heart by being a public nuisance.