Well folks, looks like the Mormons were right. If you need me, I’ll be hitchhiking to Utah.

Otters are the new purse poodle.

Pizza Hut totally saved my small intestine in India, so I’m going to overlook this madness.

So that’s how he does it.

The list of places I will never go just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

He is Dr. Mario and he is saving lives.

Everything’s cooler in sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow motioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

I posted this just so I could use that thumbnail. Cute!!!

He’s a robot that turns in to a truck.

I don’t care what you guys say. This is nuts!

Looks like this dog’s entered the Hoth system.

The year was 1985. The Gipper was single-handedly punching communists in to submission overseas, while back home in America, a hot dog skinned Hulk Hogan was infecting the nation with Hulkamania.

aka A place I will never willingly go.

Sometimes Batman has trouble pulling off his patented disappearing trick, but who can blame him? He’s no Sean Connery.

Who knew Nintendo games and jazz music would make such a good combination?

Don’t eat too much candy tomorrow guys.

If only this energy could be harnessed somehow, then no more vultures would have to die.

I wonder if they got the idea for this prank from this guy.

And it’s the second grossest way of blowing bubbles.

Do you guys have any idea how super cool I am?