He’s on a horse.

He was built to spread his loins in to the wombs of this world.

P.S. Metalocalypse is awesome.

Don’t let her stoic posture fool you. Something happens when she hears the music…it’s her freedom. It’s her fire. It’s her life.

For when you’ve almost stopped trying.

Mini Daddy is not an attractive boy.

While very impressive, this probably explains the shoddy workmanship of my apartment.

I have to admit, I like this dog even more than the exercise dog.

Insane Clown Posse made a movie, and it’s a comedy western. That’s it folks, I’m out of here. *jumps off a bridge*

Well that’s one way to stay motivated.

The Jersey Shore… Possibly Wildwood. I’m not sure of the specifics.

Even little demon puppies make me go aww.

The crappy thing about public school is that these kids are probably not very popular, despite clearly being awesome.

I would have done a controlled burn of the ceiling.

Oh lord Jesus please don’t give me what you gave her. Shaka. I’ll stick with my Fresca.

She’s got a fever, and the only prescription… is no more cowbell!

Why oh why did they give the monkey a loaded gun?

Holy smokes that’s cool eh.

It’s like raaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day
(to the Egyptian sun god Ra)

The southern states never cease to amaze. First catfish grabblin’, and now some guy tackling an emu.

If this wasn’t a National Geographic video, I would assume this was some sort of internet prank. But no, the giant salamander is real, and it will kill you in your dreams.