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It’s a shame Newt Gingrich had to be the one to bring it up, because a moon base would be pretty awesome.

In the future all commercials will have commercials.

As punishment for not asking me who Mallory is (he’s my imaginary son), I’ve decided to punish you all by force feeding you nothing but cheese and potatoes for three decades.

I’ve cancelled the family’s trip to the shore and have instead planned a new one to the Home Depot parking lot. Mallory is going to be thrilled!

They should call these Orange Diaper Mold Pants.

Just take some already insane biking and then add some snow and internal combustion.

It’s time for another washing machine snuff film!

Fluent backwards talking is apparently a skill possessed by some people… Some evil, clearly possessed people.

Ma, fetch me my saddle and chaps. I’ve got a dog to tame.

More suspense than a two hour movie about ghosts.

And now for something completely homoerotic.

In the future all three of these things are going to be shooting people with their laser cannons.

I really, really hope he was trying to be creepy. Can you beat the 42 second challenge?

Before they become rampaging death machines and Spider-Man villians, rhinoceroses are the cutest things ever.