Christopher Walken is a man who is afraid of plants. And who can really blame him? One can never know what they’re thinking.

I was trying to find some nice “Year in Review” set of pictures to link to, but according to the major media outlets all that happened in 2007 was that Mother Nature freaked out on us a few times, people killed each other, Paris Hilton went to jail, and Britney Spears shaved her head. I think we got off easy.

The ability to set Dig Your Own Grave Favorites has now been added to your accounts. To add or remove a post from your favorites, click the little heart in the titlebar of the post. To view your favorites, click the ‘Favorites’ link at the top of the site. Today’s post will take you to my own set of favorites from over the years. Enjoy!

For those of you too lazy to follow the link and read the background of this most excellent holiday, I shall give you an abridged version. There are three rules of Labor Day, and breaking any of them will result in harsh fines, jail time and possible execution. Rule 1) no labor is allowed (this includes shaving and bathing), Rule 2) pants are forbidden, and Rule 3) the television must remain on at all times.

Going bald serves as an indicator to the bands of wild dogs that control most major cities, of which humans are the weakest and should be culled. This Japanese man has thrown that natural order into chaos however, with his amazing comb over.

We’re finally back, and now running on a brand new server! It took a little longer than expected, partly because the first thing I did when I got it was pour maple syrup into the fan intake (I thought it would be delicious, but it was not). There will still be a few disabled features but everything should be back to normal by the end of the weekend.

In this strange Japanese game show, contestants have to sit on a pad at the bottom of a tub of really hot water. While they sit on the pad, they gain points, and a woman in a bikini bounces around. I’m not making this up. (Possibly NSFW, due to scantily clad jiggling boobies.)

Apple’s advertising campaigns are consistently creative, so what’s their secret? Well sometimes they borrow artists’ work and forget to get permission. My civics teacher, Ms. Whitehead, used to yell at me about that sort of thing all the time. Well who’s yelling now Ms. Whitehead? ASHAJFHDSHFSD!

This site is about protesting the inclusion of Hummer toys in Happy Meals, but I don’t really care about that. Don’t get me wrong, I have no love for the H2, but I’d rather just use their site to create silly signs.

The next time you walk into a Jamba Juice, I want you to stride right up to that counter, stare the puny juice maker in the eye, slam your hand down on the table and demand a Fruity Pebbles smoothie! Then as an encore, go to In-N-Out Burger and get some fries, animal style!

Not with the difference R-with the consideration to this episode of the warning the radio, of which in small bar the James has the relative book, that he is still translates to the interior for or Japanese and then for the interior with English, the characteristics this application you, English text in felt two between diverse decree of five languages translate. Which is the result of the extremity?

Have you ever wondered what the Memorial Day Holiday is? Or what that handsome fellow with the moustachio has to do with it? Or maybe why despite multiple arrests that I still leave the house with no pants on? Then click this link and all your questions will be answered! Well, most of them anyways.

Okay fruitcakes, we’ve put up some forums. If you have a Littlegrey Network account (those are the accounts you use for this site) it will already work with the forums. So drop by, introduce yourself, and start tormenting each other. That’s what forums are for, right?

Live in America? Having trouble deciding where to go for lunch? Not concerned about possible food poisoning? Then why not give the Wheel of Food a try? Just enter your zip code, the type of meal or food you’re looking for, and spin the big wheel.

Thanks to recent advances in technology, you can create your own private dancer, a dancer for money, he’ll do what you want him to do. Just click paint and let your dreams do the talking.

How long can you spin?

This weekend we are moving the site over to a new server, and subsequently a lot of site features will be disabled (commenting, submitting highscores, etc). Hopefully you’ll soon see a comment from me on this post and that will mean you’re viewing the site on the new server. Benefits of the new machine will include faster load times, a more handsome webmaster, and free backrubs.

I like to create the most beautiful woman I can, followed by a horrendous guy. I then pretend that he’s her boyfriend and that upon seeing the adonis that is your administrator, she dumps his ass and makes out with me. Uh… what I mean by that is that I’m incredibly attractive and have sex with many real women!

It looks like Banana Guard has some competition in the banana case that looks remarkably like something that gets inserted in to something else market.

Make Albert Einstein write whatever you want on the chalkboard of this iconic picture. Will you turn him in to a brilliant botanist, or an uncouth upperclassman?