We have two options open to you:
1) Apply through official channels.
2) Have some guy hollow out a car dash board, stuff you in there, and attempt to drive you across one of our many border crossings.

In these aerial photographs taken by Jason Hawkes, everyone looks like ants… Ants waiting to be crushed by my indomitable spirit!

A rented house in Ogden, UT was discovered to have accumulated some 70,000 empty Coors Light cans in eight years of tenancy — the cans covered the furniture and blocked the entrance.

Seriously? Coors Light?

This is a pretty cool technique for making 3D images that don’t require you to wear goofy cardboard glasses or cross your eyes until your head hurts. For the paranoid or prude, watch out, there are a couple of ‘nudes’ in these pictures. Including a naked penis if you look closely. Uh… not that I looked closely or anything. Someone else told me actually. I don’t look for stuff like that.

I had recently been contemplating taking a vacation to Iraq because it is so safe there. That is, until I saw these pictures of the sandstorm to end all sandstorms. The perfect sandstorm if you will. Pray for George Clooney.

I don’t know what this is, but it’s mesmerizing and will steal 20 minutes of your life from you if you’re not careful.

This is a bit like a puzzle game. At the other end of this link is a picture of a crime scene. An orange substance has been removed from the container it was being held in and the culprit must be found! There are a number of visual clues as to what happened hidden in the image. Using these, see if you can solve the mystery.

So simple, yet so mesmerizing. Can you look away before your eyes melt?

So cool. So gross.

Another Easter has come and gone, and once again we’ve weathered the storm of killer Easter bunnies. But they’re not all cold-blooded killers, so let’s take this time to remind ourselves of that by looking at some really cute rabbit pictures.

Parrots and grown men have always had one thing in common: a fascination for shiny things. At the other end of this link is an orgasmic collection of shiny metal mixed with ridiculous amounts of horsepower. If you’re a man, it is best viewed in the privacy of your home. If you’re a parrot, then send me an email, because you must be one clever parrot.

This site shows a series of pictures of one woman taken over a period of 15 years. They are 12 mug shots, taken during a life of addiction on the street.

Don’t do drugs! Eat your greens!

A family in Argentina have been taking pictures of themselves on June 17th every year since 1976, creating a fascinating look at the aging process. They were lucky, because unlike my family they completely missed out on the giant-clown-glasses phase of the 80s.

If anyone is thinking of taking a little junket over to Japan anytime soon, here is a brief article on how to take a crap in their toilets. It is super-cool. Oh wait, I mean super-horrifying.

From jolly ‘ol England comes more cycling related fun! Apparently over there cities compete to construct the most dangerous and/or pointless bicycle lanes possible. Oh those crazy British, always driving on the wrong side of the road.

What do you get when you combine French people, bicycle messengers and an ice race track? Good times, that’s what!
(If you’re curious about just what the hell is going on in those pictures, check out the site.)

I have no idea what happened to me this weekend but I’m pretty sure it involved heroin and Battlestar Galactica. And I don’t know about you, but after a weekend like that I really need to just sit here and look at a picture of a kitten in a shoe for a while.

Pictures of walls with messages on them that make you think, or sometimes make you laugh, or make you feel good, or feel really sad.

Enjoy what you have.

I can’t begin to tell you how hard it was to decide on what picture from this site to use along with the post. I’m sure that after the human race has nuked itself to death it won’t be cockroaches that inherit the earth. It will be penguins.

This post is for my brother, the ice-bicycle champion.

Here’s a heart-warming card you can send to your valentine on this special day.