Pictured here are Latte, Hazel, and Cinnamon, in various states of rabbit disapproval. Do you find them amusing? Guess what, they DO NOT approve.

In today’s modern world of globalism, outsourcing and unemployment fuelled murder-suicide, sometimes things can get a little lost in translation. The question remains: Would you have eaten it?

Germany has been taken over—conquered, if you will—by a master race of giant insects. There is no stopping them; the insects will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

I’ve never been much into reading the Bible. When given a choice between a) Tivo and burning in the eternal lake of fire, or b) reading a really long book with lots of names, Tivo wins every time. But now thanks to The Brick Testament I can enjoy the most violent lessons of the Bible in easy to follow LEGO format. And as an added bonus I am no longer condemned to eternity in Hell! (right?)

Remember those mix-and-match animal cards from when you were a kid? You know, where you could put an elephant’s head on a giraffe’s body? This is just the same, but with people. Who can come up with the weirdest face?

UPDATE: Now with 3 different versions!

This application allows you to view Flickr photos that are predominantly made up of the color of your choosing. Perhaps not that interesting in and of itself, but almost every photo I’ve seen through this has been gorgeous.

Miniscule people go about their business unnoticed in London. Theirs is also a dangerous life.

My record for the most t-shirts worn at once has fallen, and these guys beat me by 119 shirts. I hear the largest shirts they used were 8XXL which means some people are really really fat.

Wenger, the company that makes the legendary Swiss Army Knives has introduced a 9-inch long, 2-pound “blade” which features every tool Swiss Army makes, 85 instruments in all.

The Meat Cake, aka ‘The Delicious Cake’, aka ‘The Greatest Cake Ever’, aka ‘The Cake I Really Want to Eat’, has three layers of meatloaf, ketchup sauce filling, and mashed potato icing. Yum.

The inside of a fridge is a pretty boring place unless you purposely locked a cat inside, but this is the first 360 degree panorama I’ve ever seen and that almost makes up for the subject matter.

Answer: a frozen icy tundra filled with voluptuous blonde vixens, and home to caterpillars that will encase you in webbing if you stand still for longer than one minute.

Question: What is Sweden?

I think I can finally bring an end to my search for the best picture on the internet.

If there’s one thing people love, it’s money. Woah, that’s not what I meant to say. I meant porn. Ah! No, no, no… What I really meant was people love stories about animals making friends with other kinds of animals and lots of cute pictures of them hanging out together. And why? Honestly I’m not really sure. But here you go anyway.

Pretend like a terrorist, and smoke yourself out of a hole with these nifty missile balloon car accessories. Never has Freedom and Democracy been so much fun!

Well another weekend is upon us, thank goodness. I thought we could kick it off with a little lavomiting. Hmmmmm? What is lavomiting? Well it’s when you laugh and vomit at the same time silly.

This amazing Quicktime VR image from the second level observation deck of the Eiffel Tower means you’ll never have to go to France. Thank goodness! You can choose from more panoramas in the upper right corner, but I don’t have time for that. I have freedom fries to eat.

A little something for the cat-lovers. And the Hitler-lovers.

Until 5 minutes ago I never knew what a supercell was. I still don’t really know what one is, but if I ever see one in real life I will empty my bowels so quickly I think it will make a mini-supercell in my pants.

There was a point in my life when I would have killed a man to have a fully transformable Transformer costume. And that point is right now. Holy Awesome!