In America, we travel on trains filled with hobo pee, and possibly hobo feces, while in Japan the populace travels in the finest of Swedish luxury.

My Mii doesn’t look anything like me, yet somehow these people were able to create Mii celebrity lookalikes. (possibly NSFW due to some gigantic breasts.)

How do food products compare to the images on their packaging? What kind of crazy crap do Germans eat? The answers to both these mysteries await you inside.

Luc Guertin, a man with obviously much too much time on his hands, has constructed a massive 17 foot wall of snow on the driveway between his house and his neighbour’s. What possessed him to do this? Was his neighbour constantly kidnapping Luc’s women?

People have already removed Garfield’s thought bubbles from Garfield comics with surprisingly good results, but this goes that logical step further - removing Garfield from the equation entirely. The result is a darkly humorous comic about the depressions of modern life.

This is from a few years back, and oh so hilarious. A helpful neighbor is trying to return a lost “cat” to its owner.

There’s apparently a theme park for every occasion. Have an unhealthy fecal obsession? Want to (not) get raped by a guy dressed as Mario in his basement? Want to visit a fake ocean directly beside a real one? These parks and many more await you. (Warning: Some parks awaiting you are not work safe.)

These eyelid stickers will allow you to get that much needed shuteye in the workplace, without arousing the suspicion of your less intelligent coworkers.

Secret research I have conducted has shown that fully 58.98864% of my readership is pregnant women, so I’ve decided I should do my part to help ensure that the children of tomorrow are not as hopeless as the children of today.

Lego master Mark Kelso has created a scale model of the Invisible Hand, General Grevious’ ship from Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. The only thing that could make this cooler is if he made a model of a ship from a Star Wars movie that people actually liked.

Unable to literally feed Michael Vick to the dogs, an enterprising eBay user came up with the next best thing.

In yet another sign that God loves dogs more than cats, a puppy was born in Odate, Japan with a perfectly shaped heart pattern on his fuzzy little back. Let this be a message to all you cat lovers out there - give up! With God on our side you can’t possibly win the great battle ahead.

In order to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie, 7-Eleven has converted eleven U.S. stores (and one in Canada to be announced today) in to Kwik-E-Marts. Inside you are able to buy Buzz Cola, Squishees, Frosted KrustyO’s and Simpsons inspired donuts. 7-Eleven should just ditch their name and do this to every store.

The New York Times recently did a neat photo essay comparing real-life gamers to their in-game avatars. It’s worth knowing that the next time you’re playing Lineage II and feeling all proud of yourself for chatting up some cute little number in pigtails and a miniskirt, it’s probably just Mr. Bubble-Tea over there.

This site is about protesting the inclusion of Hummer toys in Happy Meals, but I don’t really care about that. Don’t get me wrong, I have no love for the H2, but I’d rather just use their site to create silly signs.

Mr. Perthold attached a small camera around the neck of his pet cat, Mr. Lee, to see where he went and what he did when he disapeared during the day. And it is a magical world of cat friends, secret hiding spots, and (omigosh!) snakes! It’s a world almost as magical as my world of cubicle walls, LCD monitors, fluorescent hum, and… and… *cries*

Since I know how much you guys love YTMND, here’s the real story behind Ben Carpenter’s wheelchair adventure.

Twenty-two year old Ben Carpenter had the ride of his life after his wheelchair got lodged in the grill of a semi-truck, which pushed him down a highway for four miles at 50 miles per hour. Ben seemed pretty unfazed by the whole thing, unlike Jen, who called 911 to report the strange sight. She should try some meditation.

When someone you love dies, it is only common sense to get their face tattooed onto your arm. And when you do, spare no expense. Or, spare a lot of expense and get it done at the tattoo parlor behind the Discount Tobacco off Route 8.

I know, I know, this is incredibly cruel. But the music! And the picture! I can’t help but laugh. I’m going to hell aren’t I?