Just put on a shirt people, and no, not your swastika one!

A solar eclipse doesn’t look so world ending when viewed from space.

I have no time for hipsters.

Are you seeing this Germany? THIS is how you bastardize a cheeseburger.

Oh believe me, I will.

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A little over one year ago, we broke the story on a bizarre feat of German engineering – Cheeseburger in a Can. After much debate over the actual appearance and palitability as described in the catalog, our loyal European reader Nika offered to hunt down the elusive hiker’s meal and answer all of our burning questions. These are her discoveries.

Hey little buddy, maybe your family’s not so weird after all.

When the world of professional photo retouching meets the world of everyday incompetence, only good things can happen. You have to dig through some of the posts to find the real gems, but they’re in there.

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and watermelons eat people.

This is why I didn’t host the server in a desert, and instead put it directly in the path of hurricanes and tornadoes.

Even better video here.

So you think you’re tough, eh? Then you better start training for next year’s Tough Guy Challenge – an endurance race through mud, freezing water, across ropes and over burning terrain.

I would have sold myself into slavery to have this as a child.

Don’t let the beautiful dragonfly fool you – most of the bugs on this site cause me to become very concerned that one of them might be crawling up my leg.

This is one gingerbread house I couldn’t bring myself to eat. Oh, who am I kidding? I’d eat Mario’s face off.

CERN switched on the LHC yesterday (September 10th, 2008) at 10:28 AM local time, and to prove to all those wackos that a black hole isn’t going to form and suck in the planet, they’ve setup some webcams so people can watch what’s going on in the facility.

Socotra is an archipelago of four islands off the Horn of Africa, where all the plant life looks like it was transplanted from another planet. I think they should call them the Tuber Islands.

From the Renaissance to Impressionism to Contempory art, Star Wars improves everything it touches.

I’m glad I didn’t go to a school with school lunches, because these pictures of the lunch options from the Harrisonburg, Virginia school system, are truly disgusting.

Pro Hot Tip: Of all the things to possibly save money on for your wedding, make sure the cake isn’t one of them.