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Todo List:
Kidnap Mormon and use him as a sex slave.
Sell house, and use proceeds to clone puppies for $50,000.
Do something even more crazy.
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If my dearest friends in the whole wide world told me I had to dress up in a Star Wars theme for their wedding, I would tell them to go to hell. That’s how strongly I feel about this issue.
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Believe it or not, all of these photos are of real, life-size objects and locations. They have been made to appear like miniature models through the process of tilt-shift miniature faking.
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What Muppet does (non) funny-man Jimmy Kimmel look like? What about Dave Chappelle or Carrot Top? The answers to these questions and more await you in TMZ’s star-studded Muppets lookalike gallery.
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“Mom! Dad! Check out my new tattoo!”
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Adam Warwick, a biologist with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, dove into the Gulf of Mexico to rescue a drowning bear, which had been earlier shot by a tranquilizer dart.
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When Dimitri the Lover left Olga two messages on her answering machine, she clearly didn’t know what she was missing by not calling him back.
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Little did the resident’s of Boise, Idaho know, but the State government had secretly started dumping nuclear waste beneath the town.
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Jon Dyer is on a quest to grow every facial hair type on this list. Now that’s the kind of life purpose I can go for. Forget enlightenment, or even happiness – I’m gonna grow myself an Anchor.
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Liberty City, the Grand Theft Auto 4 version of New York City, is so realistic I have started to find myself forgetting which world I am in. The only reason I know I’m not playing right now is because I’m not shooting hookers.
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These are the results of a Photoshop contest to create photorealistic versions of cartoon characters as they might look in our human realm. My favorite is Moe Szyslak.
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I bet this guy gets all the chicks with his toucan hand.
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During the 1990s, Bill Geerhart wrote letters – posing as a 10-year-old boy named Billy – to serial killers and politicians alike, asking for their advice on whether he should drop out of school, and what type of McDonald’s food they like. The responses range from the helpful, to the bizarre.
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In America, we travel on trains filled with hobo pee, and possibly hobo feces, while in Japan the populace travels in the finest of Swedish luxury.
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