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Abracadabra you’re a musician.
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If you’ve been wondering what all this Rebecca Black nonsense of late is about, guest writer dizrali has some answers for you. He’s also got something that looks like an iguana head growing out of his left shoulder, but try not to stare.
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Having been known to peeiek at the sight of even the smallest house spider, I consider myself just about everything but an “arachnophile”. Today’s article (by guest writer dizrali), delves into the psyche of these outcasts of humanity.
peeiek (verb) – to simultaneously pee ones pants and shriek like an 8-year girl.
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This Big Bird eats children and sustains itself with their precious dreams.
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At least I know what to blame my terrible wisdom teeth on… MY GIANT BRAIN.
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The future is going to hang on whether or not businesses will be able to convince you to pay money for things you can otherwise get for free.
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Who’s going to be the first person to buy me this world-colliding Wiimote?
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Spider-Man has never looked like such a dandy.
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cynnicysm has been plagued with death threats ever since he discovered, and subsequently hoarded the nation’s supply of giant Nutella jars. Thankfully Amazon has averted his kidnapping and murder by a mysterious pantsless man, and now everyone can have enough Nutella to smother a large cat.
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Who knew that our resident Angry Husky was such a good dancer? Post your dancers in the comments.
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Oh, so that was the story of Batman Begins. I must have blacked out in the theater.
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Well, that’s it folks. When the aliens get here, I’ll be hiding in the couch.
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Listening to a swarm of angry hornets while watching the World Cup is awesome, but then you inevitably miss that soothing sound of being trapped in an infinite beehive while you’re surfing Dig Your Own Grave. That is, until now!
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If after checking out this link you get the urge to share any personal photobombs with us, you can do it in the forums. We promise not to laugh. Unless you look funny.
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