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Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
Noses in a half-shell
Booger power!
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Look – you guys are busy, I get that. You don’t have time to play every little Flash game I throw up here. But because my heart overflows with love for each and every one of you, I am launching a new segment: Flash Game Reviews! Now you can spend 10 minutes reading about a game that would otherwise take you 30 seconds to play. Please join Dizrali and I as we explore our very first specimen…
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For those of you who never got to experience the blissful sound of a dial-up modem connecting, this site will allow you to live the late 90s through the magic of terrible human impressions.
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“You are not a photographer” and “You are not a model” are statements that college aged males should utter more often.
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A TV Channel of endless animated gifs. You’ll never see your kids again.
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What if other celebrities had Michelle Bachmann’s eyes from the infamous Newsweek cover?
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You can take my tall toilet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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Sometimes something is so wrong it’s… still wrong. I lasted about a minute.
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People on Facebook who think The Onion is real.
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Let me introduce you to Whiskey McRabies – compact, cute, and with a mind full of unspeakable horrors.
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Now you can fool your friends in to thinking you’re a skilled hacker just like the terrible actors on NCIS or CSI. Just press Hack! and start typing like a retarded actress.
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Those of you that haven’t been living under a rock (or living on a large rock commonly referred to as “England”), will know that this Sunday Friday a real life prince is going to marry some girl and make her a princess. There may also be wizards in attendance and a clumsy dragon named Edmund. Live-on-the-scene reporter dizrali takes us there…
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In 1978, deep in the bowels of a secret underground bunker in northern Germany, aging Nazi scientists completed a biological experiment first conceived of in the early years of WWII: genetically combining the DNA of a Jawa Sandcrawler, a circular saw, and Omega Supreme. The result was the Bagger 288.
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