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Sometimes something is so wrong it’s… still wrong. I lasted about a minute.
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People on Facebook who think The Onion is real.
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Let me introduce you to Whiskey McRabies – compact, cute, and with a mind full of unspeakable horrors.
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Now you can fool your friends in to thinking you’re a skilled hacker just like the terrible actors on NCIS or CSI. Just press Hack! and start typing like a retarded actress.
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Those of you that haven’t been living under a rock (or living on a large rock commonly referred to as “England”), will know that this Sunday Friday a real life prince is going to marry some girl and make her a princess. There may also be wizards in attendance and a clumsy dragon named Edmund. Live-on-the-scene reporter dizrali takes us there…
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In 1978, deep in the bowels of a secret underground bunker in northern Germany, aging Nazi scientists completed a biological experiment first conceived of in the early years of WWII: genetically combining the DNA of a Jawa Sandcrawler, a circular saw, and Omega Supreme. The result was the Bagger 288.
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Abracadabra you’re a musician.
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If you’ve been wondering what all this Rebecca Black nonsense of late is about, guest writer dizrali has some answers for you. He’s also got something that looks like an iguana head growing out of his left shoulder, but try not to stare.
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Having been known to peeiek at the sight of even the smallest house spider, I consider myself just about everything but an “arachnophile”. Today’s article (by guest writer dizrali), delves into the psyche of these outcasts of humanity.
peeiek (verb) – to simultaneously pee ones pants and shriek like an 8-year girl.
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This Big Bird eats children and sustains itself with their precious dreams.
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At least I know what to blame my terrible wisdom teeth on… MY GIANT BRAIN.
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The future is going to hang on whether or not businesses will be able to convince you to pay money for things you can otherwise get for free.
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Who’s going to be the first person to buy me this world-colliding Wiimote?
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