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Why write an email when you can send a message written in blood? Bloody Finger Mail has quickly become my number one form of correspondence. Love letters, job applications, you name it!
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This is a really cool animated music video for JCBSONG by Nizlopi (whomever that is). You can’t go wrong with something that includes a backhoe, Optimus Prime and the A-Team! The song’s pretty catchy too.
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Either the cockroach in this video is controlling a robot, and thereby ushering in humanity’s inevitable enslavement to insect overlords, or it is thinking “What the hell am I doing on this ping pong ball?” Either way, it should be killed.
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Cooler than cats and cuter than puppies, it’s everyone’s favorite pet the octopus. Witness here it’s awesome camouflaging abilities; guaranteed to be the coolest thing you’ll see all day. Believe it, or he’ll squirt you with ink!
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The University of Colorado administration, apparently fed up with giant 420 (pot for you squares) gatherings every year, took photographs of many of the participants and is offering $50 for their identification. And if you know the girl in the picture you should have sex with her and then turn her in. Oh yeah, you like that don’t you, you dirty girl.
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“In a storage yard in Taji, about 18 miles north of Baghdad, dozens of tanks were vandalized with painted gang symbols…” Yeah that’s right, street gang members are joining the U.S. army and they’re tagging tanks. Somehow I can’t think of anything more ridiculous right now.
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One two three four five six seven eight nine ten… eleven TWELLLLLLLLLVE!
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I don’t know what this is, but it’s mesmerizing and will steal 20 minutes of your life from you if you’re not careful.
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Miller Beer is to be the first company to use Tempra Technology’s patented I.C. ‘cold can’ technology. The specially modified cans use proprietary engineering to create a temperature drop that will reduce the can’s contents by a minimum of 30° Fahrenheit in just three minutes. And then maybe next they can invent a can that makes Miller taste better. Wouldn’t that be something?
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The city manager of Tuttle Oklahoma is convinced that the creators of CentOS (a free Linux distribution) have hacked the city’s web server, and he’s taking this all the way to the top! Read along with this hilarious email conversation (if you’re a geek and like that sort of thing- I only like beauitiful models).
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All you need to know about The Church of Scientology, including fun facts such as this: Tom Cruise is an Operating Thetan, enlightened beings who are said to have total control over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.
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If you’re interested in the current state of cancer treatment and you only have five minutes of free time today, this article is for you!
Here’s a sobering thought: “If everyone stopped smoking, cancer deaths could be cut by one-third…”
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“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center…” Be afraid.
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How long will your password stand up? This site shows the approximate amount of time required for a computer or a cluster of computers to guess various passwords. For example, the time it takes a single Pentium 100 computer to break a 4 digit pin is ‘instantaneous’, and a supercomputer can break a 7-digit alphanumeric password in less than one hour.
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