Crazy Stuff

In the future all three of these things are going to be shooting people with their laser cannons.

I really, really hope he was trying to be creepy. Can you beat the 42 second challenge?

Spider Pig Man
Spider Pig Man
Does whatever a Spider Pig Man does

I’m going to write a book called 1000 Places to Avoid Or You’ll Die.

This would have probably helped prevent that deadly ice fishing hut blaze I caused back in ’09.

If the fireworks here were this good then maybe I wouldn’t have stayed at home and watched a video of last year’s fireworks in my underwear.

Don’t die before Christmas.

If you’re attaching jets of water to your body you might as well pretend to be Iron Man.

It’s apparently first-come, first-served in South Korea, where the tow trucks are willing to cause multiple accidents in order to be the first on the scene.

Everyone’s favorite muscle spasm simulation game (QWOP) has been made in to a nude animated movie.

It looks like it’s for children, but this video takes a turn for the insane somewhere along the way.

To be honest, I’m not sure I could say anything funnier than the comments that are already under the video.

I didn’t understand the Japanese until now… Kill all the whales!

I need to refine my earlier prediction. Twenty years from now, humans will be running down rubble strewn alleys away from these things riding those other things.