Artsy Stuff

I’ve cancelled the family’s trip to the shore and have instead planned a new one to the Home Depot parking lot. Mallory is going to be thrilled!

In the future all three of these things are going to be shooting people with their laser cannons.

I wouldn’t even begin to know how to describe this, so instead just watch these two videos.

Now I understand why I had to tranquilize all those sheep.

I predict that in the future everyone will live in 3D projections on buildings.

The video so good it blew CouchDestroyer‘s mind, and he’s a destroyer of couches.

Even knowing that it’s just an illusion, it’s still hard to believe this tilt-shift video isn’t stop motion animation.

This video makes me think about how all the money spent on a certain war could have been used instead to have us well on our way to having people living on Mars. But whatevs, let’s just blow up some more sand.

It’s only the beginning of 2011 and yet I think this urban exploration video is already a contender for best of the year.

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but this video would suck without a Frenchman.

Watermelons: Beautiful and Delicious.

Well, that’s it folks. When the aliens get here, I’ll be hiding in the couch.

I am not liable for the tears.

Yes, this is awesome, and yes, that is the theme from Civilization IV.