Other Stuff

Yesterday you learned how to hack, and today you can compare the size of duckweed to the size of the Homunculus Nebula. And if you were wondering where my genitals fit on this scale, they’re somewhere between Sirius A and the Aldebaran star.

Someone call the fire department.

Batman is the Michael Kors of costume design.

Brought to you by the makers of Bacon or Beer Can?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
Noses in a half-shell
Booger power!

Look – you guys are busy, I get that. You don’t have time to play every little Flash game I throw up here. But because my heart overflows with love for each and every one of you, I am launching a new segment: Flash Game Reviews! Now you can spend 10 minutes reading about a game that would otherwise take you 30 seconds to play. Please join Dizrali and I as we explore our very first specimen…

For those of you who never got to experience the blissful sound of a dial-up modem connecting, this site will allow you to live the late 90s through the magic of terrible human impressions.

“You are not a photographer” and “You are not a model” are statements that college aged males should utter more often.

A TV Channel of endless animated gifs. You’ll never see your kids again.

What if other celebrities had Michelle Bachmann’s eyes from the infamous Newsweek cover?

You can take my tall toilet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Sometimes something is so wrong it’s… still wrong. I lasted about a minute.

People on Facebook who think The Onion is real.

Let me introduce you to Whiskey McRabies – compact, cute, and with a mind full of unspeakable horrors.