Possibly the greatest music video ever created.

Van Halen’s Jump will never be a Moonlight Sonata, but it is a quintessential 80s song. The kind of song that reminds you of all those awesome Transformers toys you had, or of your collection of Popples. Remember Popples? But it’s all ruined, because now the song has a banjo.

I just don’t know where to begin with this one. All I can say is that as soon as I heard the lyrics “on the day of rockening” I had a new favorite band.

This is a really cool animated music video for JCBSONG by Nizlopi (whomever that is). You can’t go wrong with something that includes a backhoe, Optimus Prime and the A-Team! The song’s pretty catchy too.

Breaking news at this hour! George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, has renounced violence and begun a singing career. Or at least that’s what my feeble mind was able to piece together after watching this video.

It is a remarkable statement of a man’s quest for a rabbit…and, like any bald man, a reasonably priced haircut. It is a deceptively simple story centering on perhaps the most beautiful bunny-dummy interaction in all of cartoon history.

I remember when I was a wee-kiddo I used to spin my Led Zeppelin records backwards and try to hear the hidden satanic messages. Now, thanks to the Internet and technology I can’t even begin to understand, all we have to do is press buttons! Oh! And Britney Spears has backwards messages too!

Another ‘kids icon meets west coast gangsta rap’ video. Really, you can never get enough of these.

“Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money” - Elmo

This charming music video about courtship is most definitely NSFW (not safe for work), unless of course you have headphones and your coworkers enjoy nipple tassels.

If you have been in a coma for the past few years, you may have missed the Badger Song when it first appeared on the internet. If that is the case, I have come to your rescue like the great hero I am!
Badge badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test
I snorted all the yay

Fantastic? Fantastic!

I mean, who wouldn’t think of building an intelligent MIDI sequencer with hamster control for a school project?

‘Monkey Drummer’ is an awsome little music video created by director Chris Cunningham. The music is by Aphex Twin, whom Chris has also done a few other very cool videos for. Drummers have been know to start humping their computer monitors when they watch this, so careful who you send it to. Or send it to every drummer you know. Whatever floats your boat.

120 years of electronic music machines.

This band is almost as cool as Robby Roadsteamer. Almost.

PS: Audio is NSFW.

I’m not usually into these homemade webcam music videos, but howdy-do this one is tasteful, artistic, technically impressive and catchy as all heck. I’m smitten!

Who will win this fantastical musical showdown? Trick question, everybody wins.

warning: audio is NSFW

Hysterical. Viral. Dropping the Hamiltons at the movies. West Side.

“…when I’d called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was”

That was probably because his mouth was stuffed with cocaine and gold bullion. I have that problem too. But all joking aside I did feel pretty uncomfortable the last time I ran into Diddy. Hopefully with the help of the international media we can finally sort out this very messy situation.