I just pooped my pants.

This video is really creative, and a lot of people have been talking about it for a while now, so I figured I should post it for the benefit of anyone who hasn’t seen it. Personally though, I have a hard time making it through the whole thing…

Mr. T’s back with more advice, this time about personal fashion. Because hey, everybody’s gotta wear clothes. Remember to table the label and wear your own name.

Oh man, if playing Mozart on empty bottles while rollerblading with skipoles is a good way to pick up the chicks, then this guy is the nizzle one pimizzle, foshizzle!

Forget Lady Sovereign, the future of female hip-hop belongs to this strange lady and her magical golden pants.

I had totally forgotten about this show until someone sent me this video a couple of days ago. Watching it made me feel like singing and dancing around the room, which would have been terrible since I’m about to perform a triple bypass. Hmmmm…? Oh, my mistake ladies! Did I not mention that I’m also a heart surgeon? Silly me.

Query: the Indian Micheal Jackson… crazier, or not as crazy as, the real Michael Jackson? Discuss amongst yourselves and get back to me.

I love Alaskan Senator, Ted “senile grandpa” Stevens, and the level of understanding he shows while serving as chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation is astounding. He clearly understands that the internet is not a truck, but rather a series of tubes, and Paul Holcomb has made a techno remix of his now famous speech.

Mr. T says don’t do drugs! Eat your greens! Murdock’s a fool! I hate flying! And treat your mother right!!!

A Star Trek redux of the Nine Inch Nails Closer video, drawing attention to the repressed homo-erotic relationship between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. This will make absolutely no sense to you unless you are at least a moderate NIN/Star Trek fan, or possibly of the species gothica-über-nerdling-maximus. PS: some people may find the song rather offensive (and NSFW!)

Since your entire music collection consists of mp3s you downloaded, you might be curious as to what some of the album art actually looks like. Wonder no more, for this site allows you to search through what I have deemed to be the world’s largest repository of album covers.

Remember the old days of radio when you had to listen to songs you didn’t like, interspersed with the inane babble of homely djs? Thank goodness you found BlogMusik, where you can listen to the music you want, when you want.

We’re seeing Diddy like we’ve never seen him before. No wait, I’ve always seen him as an idiot.

This is a clever little video featuring unedited footage of 1920’s era Charleston Style dancing set to the music of Daft Punk. I will admit it’s almost as stylin’ as the unedited footage of me dancing to Samantha Fox’s ‘Touch Me’ at my grade 6 prom. Almost.

I have to admit that I don’t care for this video at all. I wasn’t even going to post this, but then everyone started talking about it and I even heard it mentioned on the radio. “It must be good, and I probably have no taste” I thought, so here you go!

Could it be that she and Vaughn are going to bicycle boogie for you?

Oh I think so.

When I found this I thought it would be, you know, a Flash-based drum machine. It turned out to be something entirely more awesome… and much less interactive.

I don’t even know where to begin… such joy.

(PS: whoever is the first to identify the video in the thumbnail is officially The Baaaadest Ass.)

Everybody loves Christopher Walken!

This video is proof that everything can be improved with fire- tubas, fat guys…