I know, I know, this is incredibly cruel. But the music! And the picture! I can’t help but laugh. I’m going to hell aren’t I?

Who better than the three most articulate Muppets - Beaker, Animal and the Swedish Chef - to sing the beautiful Irish love song Danny Boy?

If the kickass theme song from the Superman movies had lyrics, I’m pretty sure this is exactly how it would sound.

Most people aren’t aware that the Governator is a big fan of hippity hop, but that’s all going to change with the release of his cover of Ludacris’ Area Codes. It’s all just clicks and whistles to me though.

Kermit the Frog took the death of his best friend, Jim Henson, incredibly hard, and the resulting depression eventually lead to drug and alcohol abuse. In this not-entirely-safe-for-work cover of Nine Inch Nails’ Hurt, Kermit expresses some of the pain he went through.

Everyone knows that the most important part of your day is a healthy breakfast, but what a lot of people don’t know is that the most important part of your healthy breakfast is to accompany it with a poop song. And where are you going to find one of those? DYOG, to the rescue again!

The next time you turn on MTV2 and see one of those horrible boy bands, before you start complaining I want you to watch this video. Then I want you to get down on your knees and kiss the sweet, sweet soil of Western Civilization.

(okay, okay so they might be Korean…)

Any self respecting metal fan will find this video endlessly entertaining. Any fan of music that is anything but metal will find this video confusing, irritating and viewing may lead to feelings of uncertainty and depression. Fans of Megadeth should not watch this video while drinking hot beverages in front of expensive LCD monitors. You have been sufficiently warned.

If you’re a fan of the original Super Mario Bros. game and also a drummer, I recommend that you wait until you get home to watch this video. And don’t be alarmed by that tight feeling in your pants, it’s perfectly natural.

LazyTown is an addictive Icelandic children’s television show that preaches exercise and healthy eating, all to an awesome Vengaboys-esque soundtrack. This song is about baking a cake, because cake is an essential part of any well balanced diet.

These are some pretty funny album covers, but all that rap is, is just clicks and whistles.

It’s not a tumour!

There are three physical laws that bind together the fabric of the universe: 1) for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, 2) Motörhead rules, and 3) you love dolls because you’re a big fat lady.

Today in the United States it’s Presidents Day. We use this day to celebrate the fact that our country is so awesomely self-sufficient that you don’t even need to be able to complete full sentences to be the President of it. We also use this day to play Gears of War and to clear out our Tivos. Presidents Day is practically my favorite holiday. (And the video is NSFW).

How long can you spin?

Just when I thought I couldn’t get any more excited about tonight’s season premiere of LOST, they up and come out with this new opening theme song that just won’t stop rocking my socks off. Oh Sawyer! He’s so dreamy!

Watching this video made me think of that guy from the Police Academy movies who could make the funny sounds with his voice. Remember that guy? He’s like totally famous now. Or living in an alley somewhere.

That handsome little devil is Kuato from the Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi movie Total Recall. Kuato is a mutant that lives in the belly of George, an ordinary human. Kuato has great mental and telephatic abilities and is the leader of the group on Mars that is resisting the corporation that runs it. He is also a hopeless romantic.

On this very musical Monday, two Fleshlights put on a rousing performance of Starland Vocal Band’s Afternoon Delight. What is a Fleshlight? I’m sure you can figure it out (when you’re not at work, because then you’d just get fired).

You may remember the site with 1,500 80s videos from YouTube , but this web site has about 400 billion music videos, and not just from the 1980s! You’ll never need your iPod again, so you may as well send it to me.