Hurray, it’s finally here. You might have thought I was joking about what I said yesterday, but it’s actually true. I am a zombie, and I am coming by at 3pm to eat your brains. That’s 3pm PST, and make sure you’re home because I’m getting my chest waxed at 4 o’clock and those ladies get super grumpy when I’m late.

Musicovery is a webradio application that lets you interactively explore music using many filters such as mood, genre, date, and energy level. If you like discovering new stuff, try unchecking the “Hit” box and check “Discovery”.

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran to a tropical island

What is this gorilla doing? Is it masturbating to a Phil Collins song? God I hope not.

This video should please all of you cat loving dog haterz out there. Long live the great feline revolution!

If David Bowie writes a song about you, you gotta take what you get. His musical genius speaks only one language, and that is the language of truth.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys…
(But in Finnish.)

reactable is a collaborative musical instrument operated by moving and rotating physical objects on its surface, a.k.a. the most wickedest coffee table ever.

I am so there.

You need a dinette set? A new bedroom? Why go to a furniture superstore when you can go to the Montgomery flea market? It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall. A mini mall.

The character classes in World of Warcraft each have different dances, and they all take their inspiration from the real world. So if you’ve ever thought, during your sweaty Hot Pocket fuelled hours of playing, that a dance looked familiar but you couldn’t quite place it, this video has the answer you need.

Legion of Rock Stars pioneered “Pure Pleasure”, in which the band listens to original recordings of classic rock songs on 30db noise-blocking headsets, and then plays along. Now watch and listen as they obliterate the Danzig classic, ‘Mother’. (NOTE: Danzig fans should empty their bladders fully before watching).

Oh sure, you’re cynical and jaded, and you’ve heard the music from Super Mario Bros. played on the piano, on the guitar, and even on the drums. Nothing can impress you. But have you ever heard the music from Super Mario Bros. 2 played on the piano? Super Mario Bros. 3? Super Mario World? Prepare to be impressed Gen Yers!

Since I know how much you guys love YTMND, here’s the real story behind Ben Carpenter’s wheelchair adventure.

New Wheels on the Block is the greatest boy band since, well, ever! And they’re not even boys. They’re men! Men with slim legs.

Over the weekend I was introduced to the pure awesomeness that is Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones! Why is he awesome? Because his self-promotion knows no bounds! How many times does he mention his name in this song?

(Hot Mike Jones Tip: Make sure to listen for his cellphone number.)

Don’t you know it’s weasel stomping day?

I tell you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Halo characters celebrating good times, or a group of Master Chiefs doing the chicken dance.

Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Every country needs a hero. The British have James Bond. The Americans have Jack Bauer. The Canadians have… I’m not sure, maybe some sort of large robotic beaver. And the Phillippines have Agent 00, also known as ‘Weng Weng’. Don’t laugh! He may only be 2 feet 9 inches tall but he’s got a remote controlled razorblade hat for god’s sake!