An American Sign Language interpretation of Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New S#*t. Obviously Not Safe For Work.

This Bar Mitzvah karaoke sing-along has everything a person could want. Crazy relatives, bad color keying, terrible singing, Transformers, and confused elders.

Okay, listen up guys, before you eat anything, you should always ask someone you love if it’s okay.

Would you rather:
a) napinate on the pee pad
b) chewinate da sofar

Today in the US, it is Presidents Day. A day we celebrate in honor of George Washington, the first President of the United States of America. To pay him our respect, we sleep a lot, don’t do any work, and refuse to bathe or wear pants.

It’s a little known fact that before creating his famous thesaurus, Dr. Peter Mark Roget was briefly a member of The Beatles.

A new Internet phenomenon is emerging - live action reenactments of classic Garfield cartoons followed by mind altering music videos staring the characters. I have no idea who is responsible for these videos, or why, but I suspect foul play and I have no doubt the Japanese are somehow involved.

a) Fighter of the Night Man.
b) Champion of the sun.
c) Master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
d) All of the above.

In a Battle of the Bands between these guys and Complete, who would win?

Trick question - we all lose.

Texan rockers Complete are going to take us on a musical journey - a journey to the mystical Hoogie-Boogie Land. A land where there is no war or hate, and your ears hurt all the time.

Welcome to Ganesha’s jungle, baby. You’re gonna die.

It’s Christmas Eve, and you know what that means… Twisted Sister!

Footage of the latest dance taking the underground LA hip-hop scene by storm. Local DJs have dubbed the trendy new style Dropping the Geriatric.

Pork.

Or at least we can assume that, since he’s apparently taken the time to learn how to play Queen’s hit song Bohemian Rhapsody entirely with fart noises produced by his hands. If it’s god-given natural talent, well then, I apologize to you farts guy.

It can be hard to win the heart of that beautiful young Mexican woman during your day trip to Tijuana, when you’ve only had one semester of Spanish class.

I’ve always thought that Hitler got a bad rap. Nobody ever talks about his excellent musical stylings.

See, I said ‘rap’. Get it? I made a funny.

This rap ballad comes from Hungary, and it brings with it a message of peace and love. It also features the whitest backup singer on the planet. He’s like an anthropomorphic stack of copy paper.

Cows, tired of being mutilated, are fighting back against their alien overlords. The fate of the planet is in their hooves.

If this ridiculously catchy song is any indication, Halo 3 will destroy your marriage and eat your children. Not a bad deal for $60.