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Geeky Stuff

Super Genintari
categories: Geeky, Videos

How could someone so annoying create something so wonderful?

She has the bloodshot eyes of a rummy.
categories: Geeky

Sometimes, late at night, I like to pretend that the cubocc girl is my mute, slightly retarded, alcoholic girlfriend. We laugh and we laugh.

Marilyn Manson Meets Sign Language

An American Sign Language interpretation of Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New S#*t. Obviously Not Safe For Work.

Quake III Arena on an iPod Touch
categories: Geeky, Videos

It’s official, an mp3 player is more powerful than my computer.

Run these guys into your jet walls.
categories: Geeky, Videos

The famously awesome Light Cycle scene from Tron recreated using cardboard and construction paper.

The Japanese have no respect for crappy American toys.
categories: Geeky, Videos

This electronic finger piano was included with an issue of a Japanese science magazine for first graders. Maybe if I’d had something like this when I was a kid, I’d be able to play the piano like Shiney McShine, the piano genius from Shine.

Nougat Pillows
categories: Geeky, Pics

How do food products compare to the images on their packaging? What kind of crazy crap do Germans eat? The answers to both these mysteries await you inside.

Traffic Jams Exposed
categories: Geeky, Videos

You know those traffic jams where you get to the end and there’s absolutely no reason for the traffic jam to exist? Well here’s your explanation, Mr. Scientist.

Transforming Flashlight Gun
categories: Geeky, Videos

Every American should have the right to defend themselves. And to see things in the dark.

Super Half-Life Bros.
categories: Geeky, Videos

Internet denizen “M0rt@nius” (sardonic air-quotes mine), has created a Half-Life 2 map based on the first level of Super Mario Bros. As if I didn’t already have enough nightmares about headcrabs.

Let’s Have Some Phun
categories: Games, Geeky

Phun is a free, downloadable 2D physics sandbox. You can do pretty much anything in it. I was actually able to model Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and send a crudely drawn square back in time to kill it’s own parents, thereby erasing itself from existence. Either that or I pressed the undo button, I’m not sure. Video of Phun-in-action after the jump.

Gameboys Are Indestructable
categories: Geeky, Videos

This original Gameboy survived a bombing during the Gulf War, and still works… if by works, you mean can be turned on and display the game. I doubt those melted buttons do anything anymore. It’s on display at the Nintendo World store in New York City.

Miniguns Are the New Saws
categories: Geeky, Videos

The Mythbusters are exploring the myth of whether you can shoot down a tree with a gun, or something. Inquiring minds need to know.

Nine Unfortunate Theme Parks
categories: Geeky, Pics, Videos

There’s apparently a theme park for every occasion. Have an unhealthy fecal obsession? Want to (not) get raped by a guy dressed as Mario in his basement? Want to visit a fake ocean directly beside a real one? These parks and many more await you. (Warning: Some parks awaiting you are not work safe.)