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R2-D2 Home Theater System
R2-D2 Home Theater System

This is what Jabba the Hutt was going to do with R2-D2 eventually.

Sky Jellyfish
Sky Jellyfish

Sure, the Festo Airjelly looks cool now, but just wait until an army of them are floating through the air towards your town, brain suckers at the ready.

Celebrity Mii Faces
Celebrity Mii Faces

My Mii doesn’t look anything like me, yet somehow these people were able to create Mii celebrity lookalikes. (possibly NSFW due to some gigantic breasts.)

Don’t Drink and Drive (a Landspeeder)
Don’t Drink and Drive (a Landspeeder)

This public service announcement seems to be suggesting that if you drink and drive, Dr. Evazan and Pomda Baba will cut you in your sleep. They’re wanted men you know.

Super Genintari
Super Genintari

How could someone so annoying create something so wonderful?

She has the bloodshot eyes of a rummy.
She has the bloodshot eyes of a rummy.

Sometimes, late at night, I like to pretend that the cubocc girl is my mute, slightly retarded, alcoholic girlfriend. We laugh and we laugh.

Marilyn Manson Meets Sign Language
Marilyn Manson Meets Sign Language

An American Sign Language interpretation of Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New S#*t. Obviously Not Safe For Work.

Quake III Arena on an iPod Touch
Quake III Arena on an iPod Touch

It’s official, an mp3 player is more powerful than my computer.

Run these guys into your jet walls.
Run these guys into your jet walls.

The famously awesome Light Cycle scene from Tron recreated using cardboard and construction paper.

The Japanese have no respect for crappy American toys.
The Japanese have no respect for crappy American toys.

This electronic finger piano was included with an issue of a Japanese science magazine for first graders. Maybe if I’d had something like this when I was a kid, I’d be able to play the piano like Shiney McShine, the piano genius from Shine.

Nougat Pillows
Nougat Pillows

How do food products compare to the images on their packaging? What kind of crazy crap do Germans eat? The answers to both these mysteries await you inside.

Traffic Jams Exposed
Traffic Jams Exposed

You know those traffic jams where you get to the end and there’s absolutely no reason for the traffic jam to exist? Well here’s your explanation, Mr. Scientist.

Transforming Flashlight Gun
Transforming Flashlight Gun

Every American should have the right to defend themselves. And to see things in the dark.

Super Half-Life Bros.
Super Half-Life Bros.

Internet denizen “M0rt@nius” (sardonic air-quotes mine), has created a Half-Life 2 map based on the first level of Super Mario Bros. As if I didn’t already have enough nightmares about headcrabs.

Let’s Have Some Phun
Let’s Have Some Phun

Phun is a free, downloadable 2D physics sandbox. You can do pretty much anything in it. I was actually able to model Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and send a crudely drawn square back in time to kill it’s own parents, thereby erasing itself from existence. Either that or I pressed the undo button, I’m not sure. Video of Phun-in-action after the jump.

Gameboys Are Indestructable
Gameboys Are Indestructable

This original Gameboy survived a bombing during the Gulf War, and still works… if by works, you mean can be turned on and display the game. I doubt those melted buttons do anything anymore. It’s on display at the Nintendo World store in New York City.

Miniguns Are the New Saws
Miniguns Are the New Saws

The Mythbusters are exploring the myth of whether you can shoot down a tree with a gun, or something. Inquiring minds need to know.

Nine Unfortunate Theme Parks
Nine Unfortunate Theme Parks

There’s apparently a theme park for every occasion. Have an unhealthy fecal obsession? Want to (not) get raped by a guy dressed as Mario in his basement? Want to visit a fake ocean directly beside a real one? These parks and many more await you. (Warning: Some parks awaiting you are not work safe.)

Soon Children Won’t Need Friends
Soon Children Won’t Need Friends

It seems every year brings a more advanced Elmo toy. The question is, will this be the year that the Elmos rise up and kill?

The Japanese have no respect for office productivity.
The Japanese have no respect for office productivity.

These eyelid stickers will allow you to get that much needed shuteye in the workplace, without arousing the suspicion of your less intelligent coworkers.