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He’s a coinbox hero, with lederhosen on his thighs
Gotta keep on hittin’, someday gonna make it to the top.
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I don’t know about you, but I don’t think my credit card company would want me playing this game. They blacklisted me after something my therapist refers to as ‘The FarmVille Meltdown’.
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I haven’t clicked this much since my great Minesweeper bender in the summer of ’98.
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If the W-zone is anything as enigmatic as the G-zone I might as well give up right now. The only zone I know the certain location of is the T-zone, because my beautician always points it out during my weekly ozone treatments.
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If Edward from Twilight and Waldo from Where’s Waldo actually had reproductive organs and decided to make sweet nerd love, somehow their baby would be this game. And shortly afterwards the universe would collapse in on itself.
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It’s virtually impossible to think of something funny to say about a game called ‘Neopods’. It’s like trying to find something that rhymes with ‘orange’.
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Wonderputt reminds me of Wünderputz – something you can ask for in any respectable German “massage parlor”. Just don’t be surprised when a “masseuse” walks in holding a 3 foot homemade knackwurst sausage, accompanied by a baby cow in a gimp suit.
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I am the proud owner of two biogems that contain a precious biological material which will repopulate the Earth after some sort of disaster. I don’t know if it’s gonna be a nuke or power hungry apes – I just know my gems are all set and ready to go.
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Apparently this game is about robots that just go around and kill, for the second time. Feel free to let me know if it’s not.
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It took me awhile, but I learned the hard way that grannies do in fact strike back. Every single time.
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He’s a maniac, maniac on the bike,
And he’s biking like he’s never biked before.
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I used to think that sweatshop referred to some sort of perverted store located in Tokyo. For all we know, it probably does- I’m sure that the Japanese have no respect for sweat.
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What is up with this ‘age of war’ thing? I thought we’re living in the age of Aquarius (because the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligned with Mars). Or at least the age of zombies.
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So Obama wants to tax our souls now??? When will this stop!? Born Free, Taxed to Death! It’s time to bring family values back from Liberal perversions my people – take to the streets! Hmmmm? Just a game? Right, nevermind.
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