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Neon Maze
Neon Maze

Little known fact: Neon lights were invented in 1893 by Tibetan monks as a way to make strip club signs more visible from great distances. Actually, that’s not entirely accurate. I think they were called “working men’s clubs” back then. Or nipple derbies?

Endless Zombie Rampage 2
Endless Zombie Rampage 2

Not to split hairs, but if the first zombie rampage was endless, can there really be a second one? I would assume the second rampage would just be an extension of the first one. It’s like if you have endless diarrhea – you can’t have another bout of endless diarrhea at the same time. It’s nonsense.

The Great War of Prefectures
The Great War of Prefectures

This is supposed to be a game about Japan, but I’ve been playing it for at least a half hour now and I still haven’t seen any aliens with morning wood or cats with droopy ears. Therefore, not Japanese.

5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself

Dig Your Own Grave would like to make it very clear that we feel suicide is no laughing matter. Unless a clown is committing suicide. Those big shoes are hilarious.

For the scores, enter a time of 04:35:853 as 4.35853.

Jumper
Jumper

I feel a little bad posting this game, since it’s such a screaming clone of Winterbells, but I love the gameplay and this version has leaderboards we can use. But at least the guy came up with an original theme – bloons and a monkey. Oh, wait…

RetroShoot
RetroShoot

This game, much like your mom, requires Flash Player 10 or it’s going to go all menopausal on you.

Nosobow
Nosobow

Always looking out for the future careers of my loyal young viewers, today’s game is all you need to get a jump start in the exciting field of bathroom renovation.

Megaman X: RPG Chapter 0
Megaman X: RPG Chapter 0

Fans of the original Megaman, Megaman X, and being total nerds, will love the way this game seamlessly ties all those elements together. Wait, does that say Chapter 0? We call that a “Prologue” where I come from*.

*I come from Smart People Town.

Frontline Defense: Ass First
Frontline Defense: Ass First

The full title wouldn’t fit so I had to abbreviate it.

Palisade Guardian
Palisade Guardian

A popular corollary to Godwin’s Law states that anyone who uses a Nazi comparison in an internet argument automatically loses said argument. A less popular corollary to Godwin’s Law (created by me) states that anyone who plays a flash game involving Nazis is a douche. So go ahead and click the link McDouche.

Sneak Peek: Xaat Disi
Sneak Peek: Xaat Disi

Teale Fristoe, the man and the magic behind Arachnophilia, is hard at work on a new game called Xaat Disi: The Salmon Run Game. Today we’re offering you a special 2 level sneak peek. You may see a short survey after you play – filling it out will help Teale make the game better, and help me deal with these painful foot bunions.

Collider
Collider

It seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen a physics based ball puzzle game. What’s it been? A week? The game designers union must be on strike or something.

I Love Traffic
I Love Traffic

Do you know what else I love? Papercuts. I love them.

Oozing Forever
Oozing Forever

I would like to dedicate today’s game to my nose, and to anyone else who is suffering from seasonal allergies. See you on Monday, if I haven’t drowned in my own mucus by then.

Hue Test
Hue Test

After all the color blinders complaining about games they can’t play because they’re color blind (wa wa wa), I’ve decided to post a game perfectly suited to their vile disease. (And the game isn’t broken – you just have to choose your country from the list in the bottom before playing.)

Flash Toy 4th : Destructionism-2
Flash Toy 4th : Destructionism-2

With a title like that, this game needs no description.

Color Strike Down
Color Strike Down

It’s not like I enjoy putting up games that can’t be played by the color blind, it’s just that… well… I’ll be honest, I do enjoy it. I enjoy it very much.

Me and the Key
Me and the Key

There is a valuable lesson to be learned from this game – the next time you lose your keys, find the nearest penguin and drop kick it.

Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!

You may enjoy spending your Easter holiday killing bunnies, but I can assure you that these guys do not approve.

Effing Hail
Effing Hail

I wasn’t very good at this game at first, but then I just made believe the city was Oakland. Submit your score in millions (ie: if you score 23,567 million, enter your score as 23567).