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Latest Games Posts
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That pervy evil genius from the seventies is back, and this time he’s left the fugly mistress in the white dress at home. I don’t want to get into too many details about what’s going to happen to you if you lose, but let’s just say I hope you look good in white.
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You may remember this game from such games as “The Game I Posted Yesterday That Didn’t Work”, or perhaps the classic series “Broken Games I Posted Yesterday”. I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that everyone makes mistakes, and that a glass of vodka looks an awful lot like a glass of water, especially when you’re already drunk.
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Hey, I could have sworn just a second ago this game was about a redneck upgrading his trailer? And not an epic battle to defend the earth from incoming asteroids. Someone must have put peyote in my coffee again…
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I never realized dogs had such strict building codes for their castles. No wonder Mr. Scruffers ran away on me.
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Admin’s Corollary: Penguins are black and white. This game is black and white. Therefore, this game is a penguin.
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It’s time to throw building codes to the side, and enter the international race to build the world’s tallest tower. Put on your hardhat and get to it - your country is depending on you!
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Little known fact: 1 in 4 zombies would rather cuddle than eat brains.
PS: JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!
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This is definitely one of the neatest games I’ve seen so far this year. And as an added bonus, if you make enough bumps it actually starts to look a little like my abs.
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Since many of you are suffering through the worst snowfall you’ve seen in years, I thought it might be appropriate to put up a snow-themed game. To, you know, torture you even further.
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Shooting your friends really isn’t such a big deal. Especially if they’re jerks.
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It’s a little known fact that before I wrote my screenplay and became a famous website Administrator, I worked as a bartender to help make ends meet. And let me tell you - I couldn’t be happier that now I have this awesome game to remind me of those horrible, horrible times.
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Phun is a free, downloadable 2D physics sandbox. You can do pretty much anything in it. I was actually able to model Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and send a crudely drawn square back in time to kill it’s own parents, thereby erasing itself from existence. Either that or I pressed the undo button, I’m not sure. Video of Phun-in-action after the jump.
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Only a true master of counting can defeat this game. Someone whose obsession with counting is almost… perverse. Someone like this guy.
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Things start getting interesting once you’re a few levels in. That is assuming, of course, that you find a dull pain behind your eyes and a growing fury inside your heart to be “interesting”.
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Grab your quad-laser, because it’s time to deliver a beat down to a bunch of squares! And I apologize in advance if that concept brings back bad memories for any of you.
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This game is, without a doubt, the best simulation of what real life is like that I have ever come across. You move up, up, up… things are looking good… up a little more… aaaaaaaaaaaaand back where you started.
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As if Mondays weren’t bad enough already…
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Ha! Balloon armies! Have you ever heard of anything so silly? What next, clown armies? Wait, clown armies would be terrifying.
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Have you ever fantasized about being the pilot of your very own giant Mech? Well now that perverse fantasy is only a click away! Although if the Mech in your fantasies had the ability to move, you might be a little disappointed.
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I was recently shocked to discover that many academic establishments find this website to be Tasteless and Offensive. Well I don’t take things lying down over here, so in an effort to correct this situation, every game from here on out will be educational in nature. Today’s game helps you learn about physics. Tomorrow’s game will help you learn about tossing midgets.
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