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Hey look, it’s a barn! Lets go check it out and take some photos to put on Twitter and also hopefully not get decapitated by a deformed murderer who might live in there.
Oh – and highscores and achievements have been added to a couple of older games: Spider in the Rain and Wonderputt. Happy long weekend fruitcakes!
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I haven’t molested my spacebar this much since my nerds ‘r’ us awesome & popular club at University organized a Press The Spacebar competition. As the winner of the sliver medal I got a brand new 56k modem beer keg.
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On today’s date 42 years ago, Monty Python’s Flying Circus premiered on BBC. To honor this event that changed humanity forever, I’m going to spend my day watching random sketches (along with revising my banana label collection and playing this game).
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I don’t know what this game is trying to insinuate, but I have never had a problem awakening my totem. That’s just a nasty internet rumor.
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Whenever one of these games comes out I’m always torn between making a joke about a horrible accident involving balls in a factory, or just sticking with a classic reference to how much you guys enjoy hanging out in ball factories (because you love balls so much). Life is full of hard choices.
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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to suffer from a debilitating motor neurone disease and be forced to compete in a Japanese game show, well…here you go. What is wrong with you people?
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Admin: I hope Husky won’t react to this one, at least it’s a good zombie game.
Angry Husky: It’s a valid argument, so I promise you my poop will also be good. I know that for a fact because I ate a snake carcass with a rat carcass inside its belly. It was like a kinder surprise egg.
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Every time I see/hear the word Hood, I remember my East Oakland adventure. In retrospective, walking through Brookfield Village at 1 a.m. with The Bangles-Greatest Hits coming out of the boombox on my shoulder probably wasn’t a great idea.
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In late 2009 I posted the prequel to today’s game and introduced you to my now infamous dog Angry Husky. Is there anything you want to say to your fans, Husky?
Angry Husky: ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND AN AGED CARCASS TO ROLL IN?
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Whenever I can’t sleep I have what my mom used to make for me when I was little: a nice cup of warm milk heated on the stove, with a shot of gin and two shots of anti-freeze.
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I’ve never been to Diamond Hollow, do they have an IHOP there?
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I must be a descendant of a Viking – nothing else explains the fact that I like to wear a tunic, binge drink, and shout out proverbs that somehow incorporate both praises of tasty horse meat and threats of throwing weaklings off a cliff.
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So what do you guys think K.O.L.M stands for? My best guess is “Knackwurst On Large Melons”, which is a metaphor for… grown up stuff.
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