Everybody knows the best way to remove red is using cold water and regular soap. Removing it before the item is washed and dried is essential. Just ask Horatio Caine.

So this orc walks into a bar with a duck, and he says to the bartender… Actually wait – before I go any further are we sure that’s an orc? Is there a nerd out there who can confirm whether that’s an orc or not?

I was originally calling 2009 The Year of the Physics Puzzle Games, however I am now officially changing 2009 to be The Year of the Jumping/Throwing and Upgrading In Between Games. Somebody please let China know – I’d do it myself but it’s my morning mocha time over here.

If we didn’t build bridges we could still cross a body of water by draining all the liquid out with a giant water sucking plane. It might be more expensive than building a bridge, but the water could then be flown to Afghanistan and used to flush terrorists out of their mountain holes. Think about it, and write your local congressman if you agree.

This game requires Flash Player 10. A lot of them do now. Maybe it’s time to update.

In the future, all wars will be fought with giant magnets.

In this challenging puzzle game you find yourself as a lowly chef on the famous pirate ship The Queen Anne’s Revenge. You must construct the most nourishing and efficient mid-day meals for your dangerous and hungry crew. Will it be the succulent Scurvy Soup or a steaming slice of Bilge Rat Pie? Don’t overspend your resources or – dangit, I misread the title again didn’t I?

Every time I post a Reemus game I try desperately to convince you that they’re loaded with homoerotic references. But nobody ever believes me, so this time I’m not going to say a word (except to remind you that a picture is worth a thousand words). PS: Happy Fourth Yanks!

In the U.S. military, fragging refers to the act of attacking a superior officer with a fragmentation grenade. The term originated in the Vietnam War and was most commonly used to mean assassination of an unpopular officer of one’s own fighting unit. [from Wikipedia]

Ah, it’s time for another good paddling! I’ll bend ov… I mean, I’ll go get my optical mouse.

Look, I know it’s not much but it’s summer holidays and all the game developers are on vacation. And let’s face it, in 1982 1.5 million people spent a month’s worth of allowance on E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600 and they LOVED it. What’s that? Voted worst game of all time? Jeeez, you guys and your facts…

A little tip for the guys out there, there is nothing – nothing – better for picking up chicks than a monocle. A monocle says a) I’m rich, b) I’m smart, and c) I’m so off my ass crazy that I will stalk you and boil your pets alive if you don’t love me forever so don’t even humor the idea of rejection.

Today’s magical assemblage of interactive colored pixels complements 1066, a historical drama created by the UK’s Channel 4. Now start clickin’ on it ye rump-fed chicken!

This game is purdy, unlike your comments, which will still be plain and anonymous looking because I haven’t fixed that bug yet. I’d get to it sooner, but this lack of fruit baskets is really affecting my productivity.

Help Mr. Panda of Panda Tactical Sniper fame travel through time in his Poo Tardis and save the universe from the evil Boxlor.

Hey, you know what else is complete? YOUR FAILURE TO PLEASE ME. Guys, it is already 2 days into summer and I have yet to receive a fruit basket.

I’ve played this game for a while now and although I have seen many many booms I have not seen a single vector. As an experienced game developer I would like to recommend some names that might be a bit more appropriate – for instance, just “Boom”, or “Space Boom”, or maybe “Vince Shlomi and the Sham Wows”.

Can you help the boxmen save the universe from the evil Boxlor? Arm yourself with the Boxinating Phasor Cannon and fight through hordes of… boxes. Look, I’m going to be honest I have not played this game. There was a Hills marathon on last night.

The premise of this game sort of feels like a stress dream to me. I’m running around, slowly painting myself into a corner, and when I finally have no place left to go I fall into oblivion only to start the whole thing over again. Why can’t someone make a game about massaging super models?