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I wonder if Gay Pride Parades in places like Iran and Dubai use color tanks for protection. It’s only logical.
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A question to all the atheists out there: if you were stuck on a deserted island with a bunny rabbit, a cannon, and no possible repercussions from the law, would you a) fire the bunny from the cannon, b) fire something from the cannon at the bunny, or c) feed the bunny some delicious greenery and try to make friends with it.
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If your plans for today include a migraine, mild stroke, or epileptic fit, this game should help you to achieve your goals.
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Little known fact: the Beatles hit song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” was almost changed at the last minute to “Leslie in the Sky with Bubbles”, on the urges of one Yoko Ono, who has been known to ruin everything.
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With a game title like Hot Air Junior, my post options pretty much boil down to a snide remark about my flatulent cousin Ben, or a poignant comment on climate change due to excessive cattle methane emissions caused by the fast food industry. So either way, FARTS LOL.
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Koutack, Koutack, bo-boutack,
Banana-fana fo-fatack
Fee-Fi-mo-matack
Koutack!
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Speaking of things that need a revival *cough* *comments* *cough*
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Piles of dead bodies, so exhilarating! I mean horrific. Of course I meant horrific.
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During my recent hipster phase I bought an authentic steam-powered steampunk bluetooth headset. Third degree burns on your earlobe are a small price to pay for being ironically awesome.
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That reminds me: if you ever get a chance to watch a movie called Conan the Barebarian- don’t. It is NOT a musical about a ripped, yet kind hearted barber.
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Renegade racing – almost as fun as alligator penis videos!
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This Valentines Day I will by giving my love (Harold the Defiler, my ficus plant) a fresh pack of fertilizer sticks and a glass of 2009 Evian water. What are you fruitcakes up to?
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I have come to the conclusion that there must be some superior being controlling the world and all the living creatures in it by playing a flash game. I bet he frequents forums and complains that it’s laggy and poorly designed.
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