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Due to popular demand game posts will no longer contain attempts at humor, and will only describe the gameplay and occasionally incorporate reports on current water levels in Armenia.
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Coincidentally, the very first game I ever put up on DYOG was a little flower puzzler called Bloomin’ Gardens. That was back in 2005, and looking at these two games you can really see how far Flash games have progressed over the past 6 years. They… uh… who am I kidding they look exactly the same.
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Based on the amount of primal joy humans feel when smashing stacks of blocks, I fully expect my offspring to be playing Blosics 59 on some sort of holographic RFID controlled computablet in the foreseeable future.
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I was hoping this game would be more like the SMMAJFC* contest I held last year, but I guess it’s not bad.
*Supermodel Mixed Martial Arts Jello Fighting Championship
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Word of advice kids: don’t go running after waterfalls. In my opinion it’s best to stick to things you’re used to, like rivers, lakes, etc. I know you’re used to having things your way or nothing at all, but I think in this case you’re just moving way too fast.
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Speaking of hats and limb removal, if you ever heard an internet rumor about me wearing a hat made of Pygmy arms to an Oscar party I want you to know that is total nonsense. I believe the arms were from members of a Zulu tribe… or perhaps Bantu, but definitely not Pygmy.
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If one day I stop making millions off of this website my plan-B is to move to Italy, breed truffle pigs, and open a little roadside stand called Truffle Madness. Because everybody loves truffles, right?
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Sometimes I have trouble staying focused, but if you knew how much stuff I have to take care of on a daily basis you’d understand. As well as managing this website, plucking these crazy long hairs out of my ears is practically a full time job.
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It’s Friday fruitcakes! And we know what that means – time to put on your lederhosen, grab your trumpet, and chase the neighborhood cats up into trees. It’s your duty as a member of this community, and as a human being.
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When I was a little kid my friends and I used to talk about whether we’d cut off one of our hands for a million dollars. At the time it seemed like a tempting offer, but now I suppose we’d have to account for inflation. So the question today is – would you cut off one of your hands for $2,351,181.35?
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Here we have one of the first true 3D Flash game with animations, texture mapping, particle systems, and the whole shebang. How exciting! Hopefully we’ll start to see some really cool 3D games in the near future and can finally put this deluge of uninspired zombie games behind us.
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Happy Halloween fruitcakes! And I don’t want to hear any complaints – it was either this or Zombie Attack!, Zombie Undead RPG or Zombie Dress Up. Incidentally, I’ve had to make a similar choice every day for the past couple of years now.
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With this title I was kinda expecting a game about Michael Jackson chasing devil boys and offering them Jesus Juice while flying over sulfur lakes and grabbing his crotch for extra points.
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