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Listen up Canadians. Thanks to Canuck Ambassador Vaxas, it’s now out in the open that all Americans have HIV. Based on this revelation I want to formally offer you our surrender on behalf of the United States of America. (But I’m still keeping my favorite shirt).
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Power Pinball… reminds me of a game the big kids used to play with me in the schoolyard called “Power Pooball”. If I lost I had to lick a big dry white dog poo, and if I won I got to lick a big dry white dog poo. Childhood, such crazy good times! *cries*
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I know you feisty Canadians are probably getting all aroused seeing that orgy of U’s on the instructions page – but know this! I am coming for you. I’m wearing a cowboy hat, driving my H2 hummer with a Coors Light in one hand and a Walmart brand rifle in the other, and all your precious free health care won’t be enough to save you from my wrath!
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Have a great Halloween weekend folks. Remember: don’t accept loose candy, and if you see some guy wandering around dressed up as Awesome, that’s just me without my costume.
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Light-hearted online game, or insidious training tool for Icelandic terrorists? You decide.
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Finally, a game perfectly suited for the youth of today. Although Oakland kids might have an unfair advantage.
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Orange you glad it’s a physics puzzle day?
NOTE: This has been a test of the Admin Emergency Broadcast System. If I ever write a post like this again, please assume that I have been kidnapped by Icelandic terrorists. Call 911 and use the code words “PANTLESS PANIC”.
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SO disappointed. With a name like Juggerdome I was expecting at least one performance by Insane Clown Posse and some Pauly Shore standup. I guess I’ll have to wait for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.
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This is my monster Tony. He is a level 12 Trap Master, a level 6 No Pants Wearing Master, and a level 4 Debating Master. He’ll trap you in his traps, out-casual you with his pants-free lifestyle, and master debate you under the table any day of the week!
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Hmmm… I guess I need to rethink the server password.
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In today’s game, Col- wait a second… is that a “u”? Son of a… looks like a Canadian got in here. Guys, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, you can’t just use spray – you also have to leave poison food traps so the worker Canadians carry the food back to the Canadian Queen. Otherwise she just keeps laying eggs and they never stop coming.
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.
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Obechi, what a pity, you don’t understand. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand…
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