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Create clones of yourself to help you reach the door at the end of each level. Complete all the levels to win the ultimate prize – the love of Andie MacDowell in her prime. Or maybe I’m getting confused with that Michael Keaton movie.
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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to play a video game looking through one of those giant magnifying glasses that old people use to read the newspaper, well… today is your lucky day!
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Now before you write this one off as just another Shopping Cart Hero clone, let’s look at an important fact: that squirrel is being thrown to the left people. The left!
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Most of you may not know this, but before I was a famous webmaster I was a famous painter.
Yes, I am an elephant.
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Why oh why did I choose guitar over the clarinet? I bet guys who rock the clarinet get all the chicks.
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After the shenanigans in yesterday’s game, I think it’s time to get back to basics. Thus, I have removed my pants and posted a game that may or may not be about dragons.
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In Soviet Russia, game plays you!
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Have you guys seen that new movie Paranormal Activity? I never thought I could be so scared watching two douchebags sleep. Next Halloween I’m going to dress up as a whiny yuppie with a sleeping disorder. Boo!
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This is not unlike a little game I play every morning called ‘Wake Up the Admin’. My particular version involves multiple alarm clocks hidden around the bedroom and typically ends in complete failure. Maybe I need to try something using planks of wood and physics puzzles?
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Personally I don’t consider any level editor complete unless it has tools for pancake dispensers, puppy generators, and stripper factory installations.
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Is it me, or does Dralien look a little… uh… what’s the politically correct term here? A little sofa king. A little sofa king we Todd did, if you know what I’m saying. *cough*
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Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean the threat of long dead corpses reanimating themselves with the sole desire to eat the flesh of the living and spread their vile disease isn’t very real. Protect yourselves kids – do 100 jumping jacks every morning, take a vitamin C, and don’t leave the house unless you’re wrapped in tinfoil (it interferes with the zombie radar).
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Robots, rocketships, and fungus. Those are like my 3 most favorite things. After that it’s marshmallows and The Ice Capades (but only if I have front row tickets).
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I will always have a soft spot in my heart for llamas, mainly due to that chilly night in Denmark back in 2008. I had a little too much to drink, got separated from my friends and was lost. We talked for a bit and took a little walk down by the river, and that’s when she showed me all about that special “Danish hospitality” I had been hearing about.
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