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WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider
WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider

I’ll admit this is a pretty cool use of a whiteboard, but I generally like to keep the one in my cubicle free for important messages like SOMEBODY SAVE ME and PLEASE FIRE ME.

Damn Birds
Damn Birds

It should come as a shock to no one that the creator of today’s game is this guy.

IndestructotankAE
IndestructotankAE

It’s the one year anniversary of everyone’s favorite game, IndestructoTank! To celebrate, the creator has released a special Anniversary Edition. This version features improved gameplay, new features, slick graphics, and a crazy new twist: in this version your tank is INDESTRUCTIBLE! Yes, I know! It’s crazy!

Magic Pen
Magic Pen

Finally, a game that scientists and creationists can both enjoy equally. The logical among you will appreciate the realistic simulation of the Laws of Physics, while the faithful can marvel at the mystical crayon powered by the magic of Jesus.

Monochrome
Monochrome

Touch all the black and white shapes before they reach the bottom of the screen. But don’t touch any of the colored ones, or this cute little puppy gets it.*

* it = big kiss on the forehead

The World’s Hardest Game
The World’s Hardest Game

I can neither confirm nor deny that this is the world’s hardest game, simply because I cannot get past the first level.

BoomsticK
BoomsticK

Boom Chicka Boom. Chicka Chicka Boom Boom.

Ultimate Defense
Ultimate Defense

My favorite part of tower defense games is that 30 seconds between waves. Some people like to use the time to upgrade their units, but I like to use it to take a breather from the game and do something in the real world. Like make out with a supermodel, or maybe go online and buy a new yacht.

Sea of Fire II
Sea of Fire II

My stepmother used to tell me that I would burn for eternity in the Lake of Fire if I didn’t study the Bible, but I am confused as to whether the Lake of Fire is in fact the same body of flames as the Sea of Fire? Because from what I can tell so far, the Sea of Fire is pretty awesome.

Nanotube
Nanotube

Never before has molecular engineering been so much fun. And never before have my pants felt so tight.

BioLabs Outbreak
BioLabs Outbreak

Being a world renowned brain surgeon, I will be the first to admit that my specialty isn’t viral medicine. However, I am educated in the subject enough to tell you that this is exactly how doctors battle viral outbreaks in real life. It’s science!

Mastermind
Mastermind

That pervy evil genius from the seventies is back, and this time he’s left the fugly mistress in the white dress at home. I don’t want to get into too many details about what’s going to happen to you if you lose, but let’s just say I hope you look good in white.

Tricked-Out Trailer (Fixed)
Tricked-Out Trailer (Fixed)

You may remember this game from such games as “The Game I Posted Yesterday That Didn’t Work”, or perhaps the classic series “Broken Games I Posted Yesterday”. I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that everyone makes mistakes, and that a glass of vodka looks an awful lot like a glass of water, especially when you’re already drunk.

World Defense
World Defense

Hey, I could have sworn just a second ago this game was about a redneck upgrading his trailer? And not an epic battle to defend the earth from incoming asteroids. Someone must have put peyote in my coffee again…

Doggnation
Doggnation

I never realized dogs had such strict building codes for their castles. No wonder Mr. Scruffers ran away on me.

Shift 2
Shift 2

Admin’s Corollary: Penguins are black and white. This game is black and white. Therefore, this game is a penguin.

Insurgo
Insurgo

It’s time to throw building codes to the side, and enter the international race to build the world’s tallest tower. Put on your hardhat and get to it - your country is depending on you!

Boxhead: The Zombie Wars
Boxhead: The Zombie Wars

Little known fact: 1 in 4 zombies would rather cuddle than eat brains.

PS: JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!

Contour
Contour

This is definitely one of the neatest games I’ve seen so far this year. And as an added bonus, if you make enough bumps it actually starts to look a little like my abs.

Mr. Mothball and the Snowy Flakes
Mr. Mothball and the Snowy Flakes

Since many of you are suffering through the worst snowfall you’ve seen in years, I thought it might be appropriate to put up a snow-themed game. To, you know, torture you even further.