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Resort Empire
categories: Games

I too am the owner of a resort empire. Technically it’s for cats. And technically it’s just my apartment, but they are treated like royalty, and I in turn am treated like an underpaid chamber maid.

Lazerman
categories: Games

Well, I think I pretty much made the ugliest game thumbnail ever. I can take that off my bucket list now.

Searching For The Elephant
categories: Games

When I was little my dad and I used to play a game called ‘Find the Elephant’ when he was watching his sports shows. I had to go into the basement and I couldn’t come up until I found an elephant. It was fun, and also hardened me for a life of failure.

Raft Wars 2
categories: Games

Obviously I need to make a Star Wars reference here, but should I use Raft Wars: Attack of the Clones, or Raft Wars: The Empire Strikes Back?

The Legend of Korra: Republic City Rescue
categories: Games

So between being an awesome DYOG Admin and sorting my bellybutton fluff collection by size, I found the time to work on this Legend of Korra game with my friends at Mondo Media. HTML5 version is available in the Nickelodeon iPad app.

Ode To Pixel Days
categories: Games

I also liked a cheerleader once when I was in high school, but she definitely liked me back. She had a weird way of showing it though- either by publicly humiliating me, or by trying to be as far away from me as possible in any given moment.

Give Up
categories: Games

A game about failure and regret, you say? Well slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa- it’s my biography!

Rainbogeddon
categories: Games

It’s fun and all… BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

*sobs*

Cyclomaniacs Epic
categories: Games

You know what else is epic? This thing growing on my back. I have no idea what it is, but I’m pretty sure it chants in ancient Aramaic when it thinks I’m sleeping.

Hell On Duty
categories: Games

If you like your Call Of Duty with no realistic warfare and first person shooting, then this game should be right up your alley.

Nuclear Plant 2
categories: Games

After the first sequel of this game, I’ve received a lot of questions about the nose located between my butt cheeks. I will answer the two most frequent ones here: 1. Yes, I aim to catch as many sinus infections as possible 2. Not if I sneeze at the same time.

Cupcakes vs. Veggies
categories: Games, HTML5

Here’s another html5 game for you nutcases to try out. And we’ve got plenty more where this came from, so stop using your iPad as a cutting board and play some games on it already!

Swindler 2
categories: Games

Damn you Gwendolyn! Stop swindling my dwindling supply of kindling!

*sigh*

SplitMan 2
categories: Games

Split Personality Man is back! Will he be a pleasant companion who amuses you with idle banter, or a raging lunatic plotting to kill you with a household appliance? Stay tuned to find out.