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I too am the owner of a resort empire. Technically it’s for cats. And technically it’s just my apartment, but they are treated like royalty, and I in turn am treated like an underpaid chamber maid.
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Well, I think I pretty much made the ugliest game thumbnail ever. I can take that off my bucket list now.
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When I was little my dad and I used to play a game called ‘Find the Elephant’ when he was watching his sports shows. I had to go into the basement and I couldn’t come up until I found an elephant. It was fun, and also hardened me for a life of failure.
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Obviously I need to make a Star Wars reference here, but should I use Raft Wars: Attack of the Clones, or Raft Wars: The Empire Strikes Back?
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So between being an awesome DYOG Admin and sorting my bellybutton fluff collection by size, I found the time to work on this Legend of Korra game with my friends at Mondo Media. HTML5 version is available in the Nickelodeon iPad app.
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I also liked a cheerleader once when I was in high school, but she definitely liked me back. She had a weird way of showing it though- either by publicly humiliating me, or by trying to be as far away from me as possible in any given moment.
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A game about failure and regret, you say? Well slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa- it’s my biography!
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You know what else is epic? This thing growing on my back. I have no idea what it is, but I’m pretty sure it chants in ancient Aramaic when it thinks I’m sleeping.
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If you like your Call Of Duty with no realistic warfare and first person shooting, then this game should be right up your alley.
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After the first sequel of this game, I’ve received a lot of questions about the nose located between my butt cheeks. I will answer the two most frequent ones here: 1. Yes, I aim to catch as many sinus infections as possible 2. Not if I sneeze at the same time.
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Here’s another html5 game for you nutcases to try out. And we’ve got plenty more where this came from, so stop using your iPad as a cutting board and play some games on it already!
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Damn you Gwendolyn! Stop swindling my dwindling supply of kindling!
*sigh*
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Split Personality Man is back! Will he be a pleasant companion who amuses you with idle banter, or a raging lunatic plotting to kill you with a household appliance? Stay tuned to find out.
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