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Maybe you guys can help me out. Last year I bought blueprints for a CompanionBot-5000 off eBay, but I’m missing a few important parts. If anyone knows where I can get a pair of double-D sized Tesla coils and a gallon size lube container, shoot me an email.
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Travel back in time a few thousand years to the golden age of dinosaurs, Jesus, and an originalist interpretation of the United States Constitution, and rekindle your binge eating disorder for the good of all mankind.
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My uncle Stewart was a necronator. I was told never to speak of him, but since they’re making games about it now maybe it’s more socially acceptable? It could be one of those don’t-knock-it-til-you-try-it things, but I’m still grossed out by the idea… I mean dead bodies? Really?
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Monster bark reminds me of the sounds coming out of my neighbor’s apartment on Saturday nights when he gets visited by this nice lady dressed in leather. I met her in the elevator once – her name is Mistress Vonwhip and she said she’s training him. Vocal training for the Animal Farm play at the local amateur theater, I assume.
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When I was a kid my dad always used to refer to my mom as “the great white whale”. I assumed it was a moniker of power and respect, but when I tried to use it she threw a frying pan at me.
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I find this game very appropriate for the last day of Movember, since it’s almost time for you to do this.
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Angry Husky didn’t seem too upset that I’m posting another Creeper game so soon, but he did make me fill out an odd questionnaire last night covering topics such as my work schedule, my most treasured possessions, and my personal feelings towards dog barf.
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My parents once had this cute little budgie. It definitely had wings, and if you consider the ability to drop liquid poop bombs with pinpoint accuracy a weapon, then he was armed as well. As for ‘culmination’ you do not want to know what that looked like.
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In what will hopefully be a long running tradition, I’m reposting everyone’s favorite binge eating game and clearing the highscores so we can all be king of the leaderboard for a few minutes. That’s it until Monday – have a great long weekend, and if you’re not American stop hating our freedom dammit.
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If you hate pixels, you don’t belong here. Also, your mom dresses you funny.
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There is a void in my heart that can only be filled by 11 Nutella crepes and running naked across the field in the European Football Championship semi-finals.
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Well, Fruitcakes – have the lambs stopped screaming?
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Embrace your inner Michael Douglas and release all that Occupy Wall Street anti-establishment rage in this chaotic highway racing game. And to be clear, we’re talking Falling Down Michael Douglas – not Wonder Boys Michael Douglas.
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Admin: I wonder where Husky is, whenever I post a zombie game he’s normally all up in my face, pooping in my shoes and such.
Angry Husky: I’m just all up in your moon, pooping into your atmosphere and such. There’s nothing you can do, it’s a total poopclipse of your heart.
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