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Destroy the other tribes so you can rule the jungle (until the Spanish come and take everything).
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Happy New Year! Enjoy your champagne and revelry, I’m taking the day off tomorrow.
Angry Husky: (you friggin lazy punk!)
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Today I’d like to introduce you to a new member of our DYOG family: Angry Husky. So what do you think of this game Angry Husky?
Angry Husky: THE TUTORIAL IS TOO LONG AND MY BUM IS ITCHY
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At least this game promises to be better than last year’s poorly received physics-puzzle-tower-defense-shooter, Maxie Padd 2.
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I was going to write something clever here, but I remembered I’ve got a doctor’s appointment at 4:20.
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Well fruitcakes, it’s Christmas time, when we let in light and we banish shade. Wait, what? Nevermind. Anyways, I hope you all have a great Christmas (or whatever other holidays you baby Jesus haters might participate in), and remember – if you don’t get the gifts you want, don’t be sad, just make someone pay.
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These are my pants. There are many like them, but these ones are mine. My pants are my worst enemy. They are my death. I must master my pants as I must master my life. My pants, without me, are useless. Without my pants, I am invincible.
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Grand Pappy Amos used to say the only good pigeon is a dead pigeon. He may not have been right about the whole “master race” business, but I think he was right about that.
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Starlight, starbright, denim pants I’ve removed tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have no visitors while I’m watching Stargate Atlantis reruns tonight.
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Being a role model to young men around the world, I often get asked – Admin, how can I break the ice with girls? Well the answer is simple my young friends: always carry your favorite hand painted Dungeons & Dragons diecast character with you wherever you go. It’s a great conversation starter, and girls love a guy who’s got hobbies.
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For Christmas I want a mechanical engineering degree. Please?
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And today we have the classic tale of Goldilocks and the Seven Wolves, retold as a beautiful spot-the-difference game. Will Goldilocks escape the rabbit hole, or will the temptations of the giant gingerbread house be too much to resist?
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Maybe if some games took place in Canada we wouldn’t have to deal with all these locked doors?
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Ah, riding a bike with no pants. I can think of nothing more pleasurable, except for perhaps chasing butterflies though a summer field, with no pants.
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