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I don’t want to be a super douche here, but the last time I saw a ninja that wore a bright red eye mask and swung from ropes was… uh, never.
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If any of you were totally freaked out by yesterday’s Hellspawn Huntsman Spider video, today I’m providing you with some free psychotherapy by letting you blast similar mutants from within the confines of an armored battle mech. They need to start selling those in Australia.
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In case you ever wondered what the inside of your stomach looks like after you’ve eaten Indian food, this game is pretty close. Unless it’s really good Indian food, and then it looks more like this.
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That’s right my pretties, it’s time for another installment of Guess Today’s Game. Is it “Sicksquid” a top-down shooter staring a projectile vomiting octopus, or “Pictogrid”, a challenging puzzle game where you slide blocks around with the arrow keys? Click to find out!
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Did I ever tell you guys I’m a licensed helicopter pilot? I also invented the helicopter. And baked bread.
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If you haven’t already, you probably want to play Episode 1 or you might get a little lost. And if you get stuck on a puzzle, try purchasing Vector Runner for the iPhone to help you out (yes, even if you don’t have an iPhone). Look people, I know it doesn’t make sense but I’m not the one making up these crazy rules.
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Harness the powers of Annoying Nerd, Bathrobe Pervert and The SuperGay to discover the meaning of the Paradox in this huge puzzle platformer.
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So what do you think of this game Angry Husky?
Angry Husky: I dunno, it probably sucks. Did I mention I’ve decided to poop in your shoe every time you post a zobmie game? I decided that last week.
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DIGYOUROWNGRAVE – blastin’ baddies and blastin’ dookies since 2005.
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Believe it fruitcakes. If you have an iPhone or iPod Touch, just do the clickity-click to get yourself the greatest app since iBoobs. And I know you all don’t have iPhones to appreciate this with, so to celebrate I’ve re-released the original Flash version of Vector Runner and added 3 new achievements.
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Happy weekend my friends. For me that means another 2 days of jet-setting, partying, illicit drugs and banging supermodels. So if someone could recommend some dvds or tv shows that contain these things I’ll be all set.
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Now that 2009 is over, we can finally put the deluge of zombie themed games behind… uh… son of a…
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That sense of deja-vu you’re feeling right now isn’t because you’re doing something you’ve already done, it’s just a brain tumor.
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Always remember, defending your honor is priority number two. Priority number one? Defend your testicles.
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