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Let me know if this one is any good. I can’t play it, as my heterosexuality forbids me to participate in anything that involves something called “MAN-IN-A-CAN”.
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Repair your balloon and escape the Island before The Others find you, kill you, bury your body in a shallow grave, steal your identity and eventually kill Jacob.
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From Wikipedia: Going mechanical commando is the practice of not wearing underwear while piloting one’s mechanized assault vehicle.
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Think you’re a good gamer? Try playing this one with your less dominant hand. Think you’re a great gamer? Try playing using your foot. Think you’re a gaming god? Go outside and get some fresh air.
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As Flying Spaghetti Monster as my witness, I swear I will build a monument to my greatness using the bones of all those who comment that they couldn’t play because they don’t have a mouse.
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A common stereotype of the Egyptian mummy is that it would like nothing more than to tear your limbs off and scream in your face. However in reality, most mummies are just looking for hugs.
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Liberate the Kingdom of Oukoku in this classic tale of diminutive knight versus animated dog toys.
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I PITY THE FULI THAT DON’T LIKE THIS GAME!
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It’s like South Park, but without poop jokes, killing Kenny, transsexual teachers, hatred towards gingers and Canadians (especially Canadian gingers), anal probes, and limbs. So basically a physics puzzle with South Park faces.
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If you’re having trouble getting a highscore, just remember that if a giant isopod gets a hold of your body it’s going to do this.
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Is there a better way to spend No-Pants-Wednesday than by shooting people from the window of your 300-square-foot studio apartment? Take a break, cataloging your cat skull collection can wait until tomorrow!
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I’ll admit I was expecting something a little different when I read the title – something involving UAC marines, cyber demons, and a BFG – but this is cool too.
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Is that a banana in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me (and have a penis instead of a foot)?
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