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Type all the words or random letters before a bloated Mavis Beacon zombie eats you for precious nutrients. If you’re a super fast typer just go right to Skitz mode, it’s fun.
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One day soon Star Jesus will return to earth and defeat the Star Beast, in the battle of Starmageddon. Star Jesus looks just like regular Jesus, except he has a fish bowl on his head.
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I feel bad for Shirley, like maybe I should invite her to a party or something. But she also seems like the type that accidentally farts when she laughs, and that’s just uncomfortable for everyone.
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Combine delicious sushi, a fat, perfectly spherical cat and Plinko and you get Sushi Cat. Then when you’re done playing you can buy me an Asahi Super Lucky Cat. Just look at him, he’s off the wagon. Aww.
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You guys must wonder why I torture you with these educational games sometimes. I’ll be honest, I just kind of enjoy it. Not the game, I enjoy torturing you.
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Experience the thrill of driving a truck around a nickel mine in Sudbury, Ontario – all from the comfort of your own home. Video games are great!
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Use your mouse to guide the black man with the big lips… woah I did not just say that. It may look like I just said that, but it was not actually me. I don’t know who said it, but he was clearly a racist.
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In my dreams the bloons and the monkey are reversed. I am in control of a flying Super Balloon, plowing through waves of airborne monkeys with a hailstorm of darts, showering the forest below in a rain of primate hair, blood and organs.
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Cause ima cowboy, on this neon-crotch-rocket iah ride, and I’m wanted (Richie Sambora: waaaaahned-ied) dead-or-alive.
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the blue elephant
escapes into confinement
for endless seasons
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Spread the zombie virus on a global scale in the latest installment of the Infectonator series.
Angry Husky: *poooooooooops*
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Wreckin’ stuff – almost as satisfying as scaring cats.
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Hooray, everyone’s favorite ball factory is back open for business. And I know how much you perverts love balls!
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