It’s been a while since we put up a shooter, but before you start hammering your spacebar back into the stone ages, read the instructions. The point of this one is to build up points by doing combos. Using your mouse you can lock onto multiple targets at once and blow them to bits with a single shot. The more points you get, the longer the game lasts.

Put aside your feelings about mice and help this little rodent stuff his belly with mountains of delicious cheese! I’m just going to leave my highscore in the comments. If I wrote it right up here the demoralizing wave that would blast out of your computer when you read it would probably kill you.

Do you hate one-eyed one-horned monsters? Me too! Let’s smash their heads with a hammer. This game may seem easy at first, but it starts messing with you after a while… trust me. And if the game doesn’t seem easy at first, it’s because you’re playing it with the number keys at the top of the keyboard and not the ones on the number-pad silly!

Help the poor little boneless man avoid the metal spikes raining down from the sky! I was able to dodge 135. Coincidentally that is the same number of pushups I do every morning. Right before I head off to male supermodel school. Just some little facts I thought you might be interested in… *cough* ladies.

Always wished you could juggle? Me neither, but give it a try it anyways. And as an added bonus you get to see what happens to your eyes when you don’t blink for 5 minutes straight. Fun! Fun! Fun!

Easily the greatest game on this site since the last game we posted, I am proud to present you with Tilt! This game has some pretty heavy social and political undertones, adult themes, strong language, and brief nudity. For that reason we’ve decided to give it an NC-17 rating. I’ve also decided to give my high score of 2984 a triple-X rating, since its so damn hot! Ssssssss!

I used to play this game at an arcade, but now I don’t have to, which is good because I’m afraid to leave my house.

There’s really two ways you can play this game. Most people will try to get a high score by safely diving as many monkeys as they can into the water. But clever, resourceful, monkey-hating people will flip the game around and try to get the lowest score possible by sending their monkeys into the rocks as quickly as they can.

I wasn’t too good at this game until I started to imagine it as a simulation of corporate America. Just pretend those big fat fish are rich sweaty executives looking to bite into your youthful flesh and suck all the life and motivation out of you just to feed their giant money making machines for one extra day. Am I bitter? No, I’m not bitter.

Final Fortress. It’s like Final Fantasy, only instead of a fantasy there’s a fortress. And instead of creepy androgynous japanese sci-fi magic there’s mines and cannons and explosions. Which makes it so much better than Final Fantasy that I just wet myself.

Oh no! A bunch of adorable lemmings are in grave danger and need your help! Setup the jumppads to bounce their cute blue little bodies into the safety of the green crosshairs. Wait, crosshairs? That doesn’t sound safe. And since when are lemmings blue? And limbless? I’m so confused.

This game seems almost impossible at first, but once you learn to use the shadow of the ball to help you position your tiles it gets pretty fun. Currently I hold the highscore of 3600, which makes me the Poom-Master, or ‘Poomaster’ for short. Hey, wait a minute…

Here is the eagerly anticipated summer-blockbuster game Bowman 2. Not that I’ve ever played Bowman 1, but I’m sure this one is miles ahead in both special effects and plot twists. Be sure to try ‘Bird Hunting’ mode; pretend they’re all pigeons and exterminate with extreme prejiduce!

This game is exciting! I got to stage 9 before I took one to the chest. Don’t expect to get as far as me though unless you have lived a hardened life on the street and dodged bullets in real life. I’ve taken a few to the chest in real life too and lived to tell about it. Calm down ladies, there’s plenty to go around, just send in an application.

A couple of weeks ago that cheeky monkey Ortchel asked for a flash Lunar Lander game. Well here it is. You see? Ask -> Receive. That’s how we work here. And with our pants off. That’s how we work too.

I thought I was doing pretty well at this. And then I saw level 8 and I started to cry.

It’s just like Risk, only faster and funner. And you don’t have to talk to people. And I can’t stop playing it. Every time another side takes over one of my areas my rage is so great I want to rip their dice right out of the computer monitor and devour them. And every time my dice win I want to hug them and squeeze them until they explode! Such joy!

If this game was about falling puppies I would master it. I would play it until I could play it forever without letting a single adorable little puppy die. It is all I would do until the end of time. Kittens… meh.

Remember Virgin’s 74 Band Names game? Well to celebrate the 100th edition of their weekly newsletter, LOVEFiLM.com created the Ultimate Film Desktop with 100 film titles hidden in the image. Let’s find them all and send in our answers! I hear first prize is a tin of turkish delight!

Yellow. Black. Running, gunning. And evil robot alligators. I just don’t know what else to say. I guess they could be evil robot crocodiles. Heck, maybe they’re not even evil. Maybe they’re just misunderstood.