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Nob War…. really? Should I go there?
Nah, better not.
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Thanks tanks. Thanks for being there. Thanks for not being jerks. Thanks for the wine at last year’s Christmas party (even though I know you re-gifted it). Thanks for all the great memories. Thanks for not shooting your tank shells at me. And most of all, thank-you for just being you.
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I was recently reminded that I haven’t put up any game achievements in almost a decade, so I did what any dedicated webmaster would do and I went to my lab and cloned a copy of myself to whip some up. Today’s game has ‘em, and so does Flood Runner 2 and Sydney Shark. Incidentally, my clone came out female for some reason, and she’s super hot. Can I go there?
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This game reminds me of a dream I had when I was 14. It involved me developing the ability to fly, Eddie Van Halen giving me his guitar, winning the lottery, and my Samantha Fox poster coming to life.
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Innocent chemistry-themed online game, or viral training tool developed by the Los Zetas drug cartel with the goal of producing a generation of pre-pubescent meth cooks to fuel its ever expanding methamphetamine empire? YOU DECIDE.
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I’m pretty sure the pixels in the first computer game I ever played were bigger than the pixels in this game. Maybe not taller, but definitely wider. That computer wouldn’t start unless it had this giant floppy disk in it, and if you forgot it would go AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH
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I can’t even get past the second level, but for once my constant failure is bringing me great pleasure. Thank-you Flakboy.
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If games were rated based on their backgrounds, this one would be a solid 8. And if games were rated based on their use of the words “red” and “shift” in the title, this one would score a perfect 10. Therefore I give this game an average rating of 9.
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Demolition, dude. Dude – demolition.
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Pillage the Village was a good kid. He went to an Ivy League school, made captain of the swim team in his senior year, and graduated Magna Cum Laude with a bachelors in psychology. On the flipside, his older brother Destroy the Village stayed at home and smoked a lot of pot.
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We all have our weaknesses. I live in constant fear of electrocution and spiders.
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I bet you can’t wait to get your first upgrade can you? Because you love upgrades? No no no, because you like slapping men with your giant sausage. You perverts.
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Silly game, everyone knows in Australia they’re not called sharks, they’re called wallamawimwams. Anyways, have a great weekend folks – and watch out for bees!
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Well if game developers can start releasing games without finishing them, then I don’t see why I can’t publish posts withou
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