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Everyone knows I always try to post holiday themed games. For instance on Christmas I’ll post a game about the baby Jesus. So for the Fourth of July I’m posting a game about our country’s founding father, the baby Jesus. What can I say, I love the baby Jesus. And hookers. Can’t forget about the hookers.
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Clicking this link means that your love of chasing fireflies is second only to your love of playing with young jungle boys. So what are you gonna do now? That’s right ladies, you’re going to click the link!
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It wouldn’t be so bad if it was the one with Megan Fox and the butterscotch pudding.
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Jump Mr. Frog…! Fly Mr. Bird…! Run Mr. Dog…! Act like you like me but only because you want food or some form of physical contact that has nothing to do with affection and is probably just because you have an itch or you’re bored Mr. Cat…!
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Escape the freezer, or make yourself a smoothie. Whatever floats your boat.
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If I could play god and reinvent the world from scratch I have to admit I wouldn’t do much differently. I would however forgo the giant armored sea spiders in favor of something a little more useful, like say a mix between a puppy and a vending machine.
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Ah, the advanced battle helicopter. Reminds me of that awesome show Air Wolf. If you don’t remember Air Wolf it was just like that other helicopter show Blue Thunder, except Blue Thunder to Air Wolf was sort of like Gobots to Transformers. And yes, I’m about 90 years old.
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Although you might not expect an accomplished neurosurgeon to have the rugged qualities associated with a bona fide “Mountain Man”, I am proud to say that I am often confused with one none the less. It could be the beard, it could be the long hair, or maybe it’s just the groundhog skin loincloth.
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Arble garble garble, I am ANGRY.
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An amusing game, though I think Nine Inch Nails “Eraser” would have been a more interesting accompaniment than the 70s era James Bond loop they went with.
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What do you get when you combine the philosophical stylings of Loved, the strategic elements of Hex Empire, and the graphical shine of Little Wheel? You get… not this.
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Erect your mighty tower and spread forth your seed of destruction. Just make sure you don’t fire your full payload too early – that can be embarrassing!
(hee hee)
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Ah, to be loved. I know the feeling well. Too well to be truthful. Sometimes it can feel a little suffocating being surrounded by so many people that love me so much. People like my mom, and… my cat, and uh… OH GOD I AM SO ALONE
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