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Twenty-something Richard (Leonardo DiCaprio) travels to Thailand and finds himself in possession of a strange map. Rumors state that it leads to a solitary beach paradise, a tropical bliss – excited and intrigued, he sets out to find it. In a spacesuit? Wait, I think I got that totally wrong.
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to jump out of a moving car, I’d have… hmmm… zero nickels.
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You know I’m not normally down with encouraging the swearing, but in honor of today’s game I think we should all feel free to eff things up a bit.
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Have you ever been so tired you have no idea what to write for your daily game post? Ha! I didn’t think so. Nobody understands my pain *cuts forearms*
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Gosh, I haven’t seen so many dead bodies since last week. Or last night if my dreams count. Do daydreams count? Then about 5 minutes ago.
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Somebody give that chubby pixel a Graham Cracker!
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I was initially disappointed with this one, since I expected that by controlling a “Firebot” I was going to get to burn some **** down. But I shouldn’t complain, games are supposed to be a break from reality after all.
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Alright biology nerds, keep your pants on. Actually, you know what? Hold off on that. I think I’m going to need to evaluate each of you on a case-by-case basis. Please send over a recent picture, full body, good lighting, and I’ll get back to you by eod wednesday.
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Well it’s been over 4 months now, and STILL no one has bought me an Asahi Super Lucky Cat. I could start posting dressup games you know?
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You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe,
you fire catapults and I fire trebuchets.
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, catapults, trebuchets,
let’s call the whole thing off!
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I’m gonna come right out and say it. I’m just not that into guns. I don’t know a clip from a caliber from a carbine. I don’t support open carry. Just give me my spear and I’m happy.
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Having been in a coma myself a few times (I mentioned I was a Hollywood stunt man before becoming a surgeon, right?) I can verify 100% that this is exactly what a coma is like. Except there are usually less things to talk to and more giant earwigs. Comas suck.
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Shaun the Sheep is back, and he’s brought some naughty pigs for a picnic in the park. Throw in a bottle of Donum Pinot Noir and those piggies can eat slop off my bare belly for all I care. It’s wouldn’t be the first time.
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